ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ❤™;; UBER GILA!:D (foodaholic anonymous, LOL)

2010-01-29T15:04:00.000+08:00

yo.

I just couldn't stay away.

so i'm back. before my tuition starts, anyways

OH SHUCKS! TUITION HOMEWORK!

goodbye, this post was completely redundant.

p.s. note to you: youtube up "hello mother hello father". reminds me of when big bro was at camp.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

welcome back me!

2010-01-29T14:53:00.002+08:00

yo.

hello people of all ages, race, and other crazy stuff we shouldn't discriminate people by.

whoops.

I've been gone for so long, y'all. Bet you guys(girls too) didn't even miss me. hmmph.

You could at least say "welcome back, you!"

it doesnt take alot of energy.

Unless you're lazy, dull, evil, and other craziER stuff we shouldn't discriminate people by.

wow. major dejavu there.

hmmm.

what to say, what to say.

see no evil, hear no evil, say no evil!

okay, that wasn't appropriate.

ah yes. how about:

i'm in fa6 this year, people.

it's great coz "fa6" looks just a little like "fab"

yes? So this year, i'm in the fab-est class in the whole level!

hmm, not perfect either, but it's a good start.

(for security precautions I need to take for MY sake, i shall keep names coded)

(then again, coding takes effort. i'm just too lazy)

some aweshomeees have moved to different classes. Some not-exctly-aweshomees have moved in. More new people to get angry at, laugh at, snort at, and roll our eyes at.

MISS YOU!

moved up to c2. OH WHY OH WHY!!

C2 is hardd. I'd say i'm getting the hang of it... but then i'd be lying.

but then again, people can lie, can't they?

so... I'M GETTING THE HANG OF BEING IN C2!

m3 is better. less... stressful, maybe? ;D

some people change. others dont. that was so random.

teachers are nice. "dedicated" 's the word.

you know what? writing this stuff, not really happy doing so, let me try writing something else.

Don't stop believing!

(yes, i watch glee)

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

the p6 girl learning to adapt.

cuzzies!!

2009-12-08T16:36:00.004+08:00

yo.

what do you define as a "cuzzie"?

no, dont google that up, i dont think you'll find much.

dont think so anyway.

to you, maybe a cuzzie is just "My parent's sibling's kids."

That's not how i think.

coz my cuzzies ROCK ROCK ROCK!

they rock so much the rocking chair broke.

dont get it?

*shock* YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! *flips hair* *chokes on flipped hair*

eww, right?

right.

no?

try flipping your hair into your mouth.

try choking on it.

try spitting it out.

try watching it covered in spit.

try thinking this post is so eww you should close the window.

LOL. wait... how did it get from cousins to eating hair?

wait, wait, lemme check.

Okay, got it.

KRISTI STAY FOCCUSEDDD.

anyways, our oh-sho-aweshomee cousins (not all, unfortunately. NIZZ HOW COULD YOU? :D same with elliot and steph and all others. LOL. wait. all others? for those in our generation, that's all. ;p)

anyways, only nigel, nicole and (oh-the-horror) nevin came. how could you guys? YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE PACKED IN EUNICE AND ELLIOT AND STEPH TOO! note to you: by bigger suitcases. (x

LOL. and you guys leave on Monday. MONDAY, I TELL YA! how could you guys! stay for longer lar! (then again who am I to critisize? This chinese new year i only stayed for 3-4 days. LOL.)

oh dont you point fingers at me! think of the example you're setting to little nevin! LOL.

no hard feelings? we ARE family!!

COUSINS!!

yes... right?

...

we first came together again at nat's place. went for dinner, and stayed for as long as we could.

aka

11.

OH DONT GO LAUGHING! IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB, YEA?

oh, so maybe you can. hmmph. (; show off.

the night was still youuuuung.

but of course, we had a blast.

even though it was short.

it was fun to see cuzzies again.

after dinner we went walking round the condo.

yes, so if you saw a bunch of rowdy kids downstairs, uber high chance it was us. but we're not just ANY bunch of rowdy kids laughing and waking sleepy kids up and running around like people gone gila.

No...

we were THE bunch of rowdy kids laughing and waking sleepy kids up and running around like people gone gila.

LOL. no kidding we were LOOOUD.

then we also watched white chicks.

it was good, yo.

then yea, we said goodbye, boohoo, me and nicole cried, and the rest of them were just SO HARDCORE EH!

but of course, we were over-emotional.

coz we saw each other again...lemme count.

okay, my counting sucks.

we saw each other again... let's be vague.

a couple o' days later.

at our place.

longer of course. from 3 eh!!

we did tons, it was fun, and we had a little "councelling"session.

jealous? (x

but of course big bro had to be the anti social one and take out his tuition homework and start doing it.

of all times ian! OF ALL TIMES!

you could have done it yesterday when you playing with the comp like xiao charbor!

okay, char bor means girl.

ah, close enough anyways.

then we went out of the house and around for tour.

yes, it's fun to tour people's condos.

you sould try it. really.

ah, good times.

then we had dinner, watched another movie, and THEY HAD TO GO AGAIN!

we were like all, "THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG!" once more.

i did my puppy face.

note to self: puppy face only worked when you were 5.

ah.

THEY LEFT AT 10.

which was earlier.

oh quit laughing.

well, we'll be seeing each other again tmr. i hope.

thurrsdaayyy.

CANT WAIT CUZZIES!!

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

holiday. bleh bleh blllleeeehhhh.

2009-11-26T10:47:00.008+08:00

yo.

the holidays have started.

and man, it's so bleh-ishly booooring.

boooring with a capital N for Nothing to do.

I'm not going over seas till christmas.

so.

those people happily sipping margheritas(sp?) in hawaii BETTER NOT LAUGH!

and BETTER GET ME A SOUVEINIER!

ah.

ah ah.

ah ah ah.

ah ah

ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah

ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah ah

didn't those "ah"s sorta resemble a christmas tree?

No?

BLEH.

i just realized my blog tags are getting weirder and weirder.

not this one.

this one is still prrettty sane.

pretty. not very.

anyways, on tuesday, my mom got all three of us bored, bored kids to help her wash the car.

actually, i have a weird feeling we just made it dirtier.

coz there was this big patch of dirt that wasn't there before and NEVER MIND!!

note to self - big sponge. FUN.

cloth - not so, but good for splashing water+ soap and big bro.

then we went swimming.

not really, at times I would just cling to my mom like a koala bear.

koala bears roooock. x)

anyways,

i also spant the time coming up with new insults for my older bro, and racing with my younger bro, coz i'll ALWAYS win. LOL

then I raced with my older bro. i was gonna win till he pulled me backwards.

foul. play.

fowl. play.

yep. it'll be nice to call him a bird.

for the past dont know how many days I've been calling him a ferbie.

you know, those little, fluffy light up toys that have rabbit ears and an owl's head with big light up eyes that purr, "FERBIEE" whenever yopu press the stomache?

yep. those rock too.

you should go google: "Define: ferbie" and see what comes on. i'm not really sure, since I haven't tried it out yet.

you should also google up picturess.

and gimme links to them so I can see a ferbie ferbie, not a me-nickname-bro-to-get-him-agitated-but-it's-not-actually-WORKING ferbie.

yep yep.

and this holiday I've also been working hard hard HARD for the beethoven concert, which is later on tonight.

tickets sold out eh!!! IMPRESSIVE HOR!!

say yes, or my ego would be huuurt.

it's this beethoven cycle thingii, and I'll be singing "ode to joy"

you know, the one in "Get Smart" with anna hathaway with the bomb about to KABBOOOOOSH! (excuse my sound ffex) i think it's the same one.

I'm not sure.

and if promises survive I'll be bakling cookies later.

cookies that YOU will NEVERRR get to try.

unless, somehow, you DO, then.... NVM!! (x

ahhh.

this is getting dull.

I'm Getting dull.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

what those who missed the drama did

2009-11-20T12:01:00.005+08:00

yo.

you know how the debate people missed the drama coz it clashed with the uhm, debate?

YESH.

so we had an uber fun time doing other stuff.

it kickstarted with PIZZA!

miss ang treated us to teriyaki and hawaiian pizza.

Hawaiian was the first to go.

and then John had to go up and call the rest down, and the second he left, tze went all: "Hurry! eat before John conmes back and finishes it all!"

and then all of us (including miss ang) laughed.

we all hurried to take the hawaiian, coz teriyaki didnt really seem very appetizing at first.

then it seemed like so much.

so anyone who walked by, miss ang would offer them a slice.

only 1 out of 2 would take one.

(well, only 2 people waled byu anyway)

then John came back and we all started eating laughing bla bla-ing.

and then we were like all:

*miss ang returns from getting cups for our coke*

Hong Kai: MISS ANG! JOHN WANTS TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING!

Miss Ang: What is it? *pauses* is it something disgusting?

Tze: It's a dance move

I: Yeah. it's a MJ dance move

Miss Ang: *raises eyebrows* Oh really?

*laughing* yes.

*John does the hump* (for those who dont know what it is, it's an UBER SICK MOVE where Michael jackson holds his "thing" and dances.)

*all of us laughing uber hard, almost spilling coke*

Miss Ang: I thought you said it wasn't disgusting! when you said it was an MJ move, i expected a moonwalk or something!!

*all of us still laughing uber hard*

That. was. fun.

then eventually, the pizza finished, and one bottle of coke had poofed, so tze and john split the other bottle equally. then we all went back to class.

but, oh no, it wasn't over yet.

Wednesday - we went to see the play.

in the bus, well, john, tze and I were making fun of this p4 boy and girl.

we were laughing at their "young romance", how they would talk flirtingly, LOL.

actually, everyone was.

then we reached.

i felt bus sick.

nearly puked once more.

then we went to settle down, BLA BLA BLA.

there were badges in a bowl.

i thought it was for everyone.

i was wrong.

Me: Excuse me, are those badges for everyone?

Lady: No. *points at sign on top which says, "$3 a badge"*

Me: Oh. okay.

*when inside, i was thinking, OMG! RIPPPPOFF!!!*

we took our seats, with the young couple looking more romantic then ever, when i realized something - EVERYONE around us were either parents, teachers or...

KINDERGARTED KIDS!

SOME OF THEM PROBABLY HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED KINDERGARTEN!!!

i'm indirectly saying that the Jungle Book was quite lame.

and at the end, they went all, "Okay, kids! dance with us! shake your tousche!" (i discovered "tousche" was baby for butt)

they would go all, "repeat after me!"

"shake your hands! *they shake their hands* shake your 'tousche'! *they shake their butt*"

and the room was filled with kiddish giggles.

LOL.

and then somewhere in between I showed john and tze my bracelets i made.

they suggested i sell it to the young, romantic couple, so that they could"express their love".

LOL

i said, "No way!" laughing.

speaking of my creations, JOJO, i know you're reading this.

me and peh peh made you and UBER PRETTY bracelet. green in color.

peh peh wanted to give it to you. GIVE.

but I'm not peh peh.

PAY UP!

cheque or cash is okay, made payable to: "KRISTI IS THE MOST AWESHOME XIAO CHARBOR IN THE WORLD!!"

kidding.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

de debate and how it went

2009-11-19T20:27:00.005+08:00

yo.

whew.

it happened last friday.

YEAH! I KNOW! THIS IS UBER LATE!! SHUSH!! (x

not like you were talking anyway.

for all i know, you were rocking back and forth in your computer chair, sucking your tongue staring at the screen.

if so, you better stop rocking that chair. you might fall backward. BLEH.

that bleh was UBER RANDOM.

hmmph.

so much has been happening.

so little time to blog about it.

yesh. that's HOW MUCH busy i am.

wow. that didnt sound right.

yesh. that's HOW UBER busy i am.

yepp. that works uber better.

yes. uber is a word.

if you go google up, "define:uber", well, just dont.

weird, bleh-ish stuff will come out.

and this time, this bleh AINT RANDOM.

wow. off-topic much.

OKAY.

so we went to RI for it.

dont. think. sick.

speaking of sick, i got uber bus sick. i would have puked but i knew better, sorta, anyway.

i hope this answers why we weren't around for the drama.

BLEH. i wish i'd missed it. i'd talk more about it later.

their hall is BIG BIG BIG!! or at least, i think it's their hall.

and it's actually not that big. it's the aircon that makes it aweshomee.

but the school is big, though.

WAY BIG.

and the toilets are clean.

the girls toilet anyway, which only the teachers would use, unless the pupils are doing a dare, or SERIOUSLY need a change of specs.

either that, or their feeling very... BLEH. better not mentioned.

so yeah. let's skip past all the walking here, walking there(took a long time) let's also skip talking, etc, BLEH. we shall skip until we sat down and that guy asked us for the third time or something to shut up.

even if you DONT want me to skip it, you dont have a choice. even if you spam my cbox and beg for me to NOT skip it, it's not going to work. and I can easily ban you from it anyway.

hah.

anyway, at first we were agaisnt Tao Nan, i think.

we lost. by 1/2 points.

breifing, BLA BLA BLA.

agaisnt St. Hilda's.

lost by 1.5 marks.

briefing, BLA BLA BLA.

and then it was lunch.

it was SUPPOSED to be lunch but apparently they think starving little kids is FUN. it took SO long for lunch to come, so we had a little potluck. not really, since I WAS the one supplying the mooost food, AHEM.

and then it was lunch. delicious lunch.

then we played catching, and i felt like puking coz i ran so much.

then miss tan called us back, we discussed what our impromptu topic MIGHT be, and went in for the breifing.

BLA. BLA. BLA. bleh.

agaisnt Moha Bodhi, or something. excuse my spelling.

we spent the 1 hour prep time UNwisely.

we were running around, and trying to copy what the other team in the next classroom was writing on the board, but we couldn't coz man darn! i cannot BELIEVE people have SUUUCH smalllll handwriting. BLEH.

and then John never stopped doing his UBER SICKSICKSICK MJ move.

then I sat at the teacher's desk, making me self-appointed teacher.

i appointed Tze Chun the ''monitor'' (mainly coz he wasn't doing the "Hump"(as john would call it) or trying to copy off the other team's whiteboard OR running around like a crazy monkey doing NOTHING.)

i tried to get him to stop John, but it only made things worse.

BLEH.

and then kenneth kept on blabbering on and on and on and on making it IMPOSSIBLE for me to concentrate. I got tze to get rid of him too, but once more...

BLEH.

in the last five minutes we had to cram everything up and in the end, our speeches only lasted approx 2.5 mins, instead of 4.

but it was fun.

fun-ish.

BLEH.

but it was quite uber embarrasing during one of the first to speeches when i paused like, UBER LONG after someone gave me a POI.

then I went: eeerrrr.

and then the judge went shaking his head.

BLEEEEEEHHHH.

but i got best speaker for the last round, which also just happens to be the MOST IMPORTANT round, which WE FINALLY WON.

but we still didnt get to the semis, which I'm gonna go watch later on at 2.

i wont be shocked if Cat High wins.

they even won the Swing Team.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

debate .

2009-11-12T12:55:00.002+08:00

yo.

hmm.

debate's tomorrow.

am I prepared?

duh...no.

not at all.

For the prop speech...it's fine.ish. It's supposed to last 4 minutes.

2 minutes 30 secs is close enough. I'll just stall. somehow.

Opp sppech...

I've got : Chairperson, judges, ladies and gentlemen, today...

and i'm stuck.

hmmm.

my blog looks different. almost uglier. urgh.

I should change black to a more interesting color.

Like... uhm...

i've got an honest nothing.

If there was ever a day when all your best ideas were just drained out, wooshed out...

it would be now.

coz, honestly?

i've got nothing.

dejavu. why do I feel as if I've said it before?

OH! I KNOW!

coz I have.

hmmm.

during debate practice we googled up each other.

my facebook didnt come out, like everyone else.

But my blog did.

That's why I'm wondering why no one reads it.

Like, come ON.

If you people did, you guys would write in my cbox.

so why dont you?

WRITE!

wow. i've got nothing else to say. that's a first.

tata.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

pix by moi

2009-11-02T15:29:00.004+08:00

yo.

they say if you dont take care of your eyes...

you will kenna myopia!!

i dont wanna get myopia.

u dont want to either. but if you dont have pretty natural things to look at(only ugly ones) lemme help ya out.

nice , hor? (x

i took them. yesh, i know. my photography rocks.

my bro claimed he also took a cactus and kept on insisting that the one above was his, until we serached through all the pics and found his ugly cactus pic.

u noe the pix u find in ur science textbook? they dont care bout lighting. scenery.

they only take a quick pic, go, "OMG! I THINK I SEE ANOTHER [insert nerdy sciemtific plant name here]!! let's go!!"

that was my bro's pic.

i dont bother uploading things like that.

i really dont.

so, yesh, i know staring at plants from a computer screen might make things worse, but, please lahr, appreciate the effort.

VOTE FOR UR FAVE OF THE 4!!

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

halloween

2009-10-31T21:25:00.004+08:00

yo.

halloween.

hmmmph.

we dont really celebrate it here.

coz people get all psyched up about it thinking it's gonna bring ghosts around.

they might as well hire a demon-chaser thingii.

so. yesh.

i didnt celebrate much.

i dont see why people are so worried bout halloween.

we're not inviting ghosts over for a 5 course meal.

tea even. or plain water and a bye-bye.

we arent inviting them over at all.
it's just for FUN.

you know, fun?

like: Trick or Treating is FUN.

dressing up in the costumes and hangin out with friends is FUNner

stealing all the candy while your friend distracts the person who gives the candy is FUNnest!!

LOL. joking.

but if we really DID celebrate it here, watch out, folks.

but that didnt stop me.

oh, no it didnt.

i got some halloween candy, got dressed up in my costume and watched psych.

the 'tuesday the 17th' episode.

actually, it's the bollywood one, even though tuesday the 17th one is more halloween-ish it's overkill lar.

just like my lil bro and his nigahiga.

well, technically, not his, ryan higa has his own rights and stuff, and i hope no lawsuits happen and MOVING ON!!

Here's my oh-sho-aweshomee outfit:

oh-sho-aweshome, right? x)

Here's my lil bro's:

Both of us:

Well, of course, my big bro still had the best costume:(sorry, he didnt want his face taken. not just in this photo. in all photos. well, most lahr.)

so enthusiastic hor!!

dressed up in such a scary outfit!! *sarcarstic eyeroll*

it's like, so typical. these people ar, u bet they wont dress up, u earn fast bucks one.

candy corn. good old candy corn.

i think it's all melted now. (:

we put it in this green bowl. we took a pic of it then left it as deco.

Note to self: Candy Corn= food, not deco.

i guess we could add some milk, shake it a little, add some whipped cream, and get ourselves a HALLOWEEN MILKSHAKE!!

yeah! and serve it to peeps in pubs.

it strikes me: the only people celebrating halloween, as in really celebrating, are people in pubs.

wait. they celebrate for everything. even good friday.

so it's not really counted.

izzit?

whew. i should stop.

why?

i've got exams coming. darn.

you know, my school decided to torture us.

they're draggin it on like xiao.

ah yo yo yo, have to study.

thus...

GTG.

i'm gonna revise, after 3 minutes slowly doze off, be waken up by someone to realize it's midnight, brush teeth, then sleep again.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

let's see how many times i use random in this post.

2009-10-30T20:47:00.002+08:00

yo.

you know, i just feel so random now.

so i'll BE random. like any other random person.

hey, let's have a mini competition.

not official. coz mini competitions are never official.

are they?

like the mini random competition i had with yushan.

on who knew more songs.

english of course.

chinese she surely win.

i only know like 5 chinese songs.

yes, that includes 'twinkle little star' in chinese.

actually not really. like, i only know half the song. or something.

more like one word in eng and one word in chinese, then 5 words in eng and the rest hummed out. x)

and then those cursed 'twinke stars' up there will laugh at me and sing it in like, 56 different languages in my face.

then i'll put them on the disneyland small world ride and then they'll come out singing it's a small world. then we'll see who's laughing. the small world will. actually, whoever composed small world. and the many peeps who translated it.

but really the world's not that small.

it took me SUCH a long time to get from one point of s'pore to the other.

times that by a hundred.

minus one km.

then times that again.and again and again and LOOK HOW BIG THE WORLD IS!!

it's bigger than...uhm...THE ISTANA!! lol. the istana really isnt that big.

IS IT??

wow. now the people on the internet trying to hunt them down in real life know rougly where i live.

wow. that's alot of random info.

i bet you guys arent actually reading this junk.

you guys are probably thinking, "Wow. that's junk i dont need to know. lt me just scroll down to the cbox and write "LOL" just to pretend i was readin"

or they could be like, reading the first word of this post, then scrolling all the way to the bottom and readin the last word.

and that's worse than peeps skipping lines. once more, LOL joanna.

http://survive2012.com/index.php/2012possibilities.html

you know how everyone's babbling on, on and ON about something bad happening in 2012?

i found this link on google.

my bro(big one) says it's stupid.

want a laugh?

no one's stoppin you.

alien invasion some more.

wow. you know. i just feel so random bored.

i should probably blog bout the math paper.

it was killer.

coz this is killer, my maths paper,

mr choy set it just so freaking hard

coz this is killer, it's really hard

i wonder how many survived this

killer, killer, killer!!

think of it with michael jackson's "thriller" tune.

only more kristi-ish. x)

how does a kristi sound like?

you'll see. x)

i guess i should stop here.

whew.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

oh-so-aweshomee psych ;D

2009-10-24T16:32:00.001+08:00

a widget of the oh-so-aweshome series i was talkin about

beat boredom!!

2009-10-23T20:20:00.002+08:00

yo.

yes, folks, it's that time of year.

no, not christmas, but hey, feel free to get me something. surprise me!

prefably with something shown in my fave series. psych. like the cool mug. or the 34 bucks bobble head.

as I said, surprise me.

this goes out to a very bored someone all the way in the very boring delaware eating nothing but very boring food and reading my boring emails.

wow. i didnt believe boring could be used so many times in a sentence with meaning.

well, this sentence has more borings. and it has a sort of meaning too.

Hey my name is boring boring tom and i'm boring boring boring boring here for your boring boring interview you boring boring posted on the boring boring boring boring newpaper that boring boring caught my eye!!

boring , eh? x) i'm sure that guy didnt get the job.

wow. i just realized that boring is the kind of word that, if used to many times, seems to have no boring meaning, you boring boring get what I boring mean?

okay. i should stop.

well, here's a great list i pulled together on not-so-boring things you can waste your life away with! courtesy of kristi, member of the "i'm only in this club coz i have nothing better to waste my life away with" club. i think you remember. that's what the members do. you can make yourself an instant member too, by giving me lists of stuff to do x)

oh yeaa.

here's the list:

1)watch psych.

2)get kristi the psych bobblehead.

3)get kristi the "the psych-ic is in" mug and t-shirt.

4)get kristi an iPod touch.

5)get kristi the official "psych" iPod touch skin.

6) pay for it with your maxed-out credit card.

7)run away from the police.

8)pretend to be a psychic.

9)try and fool the police into believing you're a real psychic.

10)get jailed for trickery.

LOL. skip 6 onward. but 1 to 5 is pretty damn good, eh? x)

kidding. i think.

if you can tell...

i'm a big fan of psych.

if you cant tell...

whoa. you really ARE that dumb.

PSYCH!!

you watch it. you wait. you see.

trust me. you'll be hooked on it too!!

there are also games. i recommend you go to the interactive office and click the laptop. there's this 16 uses for yarn and they are HILARIOUS.

for the bored, of course.

and the people who love funny.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

kindle.

2009-10-17T19:01:00.002+08:00

yo.

heard of a kindle?

you have?

man, get a grip of your life! i suggest tinkle friend. you know, it's free.

lol.

you haven't...

well neither have I.

until...

i watched this ad. online.

there's a problem with the ad.

they would go, "there are over 350 titles to choose from".

you just be thinking - what's wrong?

grammer's fine, and 350 titles are pretty darn impressive.

apparently, they also found it impressive.

so impressive...

THEY REPEATED IT SO MANY TIMES!

it's like, "we've got 350 titles", "u can read one of our many 350 titles whenever you like", "350 titles! cool, right?"

sorry. got carried away.

not literally. i locked the windows. no bald eagle can fly in and swoop me off.

unless it breaks the glass.

ouch.

no, not for me, i'm quite far away from the window.

i'm just afraid the eagle would somehow sue me for causing the glass shatter.

than bring me to some animal court and OH I REALLY SHOULD STOP NOW!!

sayo nara peeps.

i hope i dont get in a lawsuit.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

hola!

2009-10-16T21:22:00.003+08:00

yo.

hola!

ladies and ungentlemen, 先生and女士, Damen and Herren, Messieurs and Mesdames, and Dudes and Dudettes!

lol.

call yourself any of the above.

they all mean ladies and gentlemen in different languages.

english, chinese, oh-so-aweshome german, oh-so-Mesdamesly french, and OH-SO-COOL KRISTI LANGUAGE!! lol. got carried away.

don't i always. ~~not~~

There are some people I hate.

Those people who sabotage my poor blanko right before the exams, *ahem**ahem*.

curse you. I'm gonna go to a voodoo shop and buy one of those dolls you stick with pins.

tell me where i can find the nearest voodoo shop.

i'm gonna blog bout CIP. yes. i know what you're thinking.

i went on monday.

now than only blog.

oh, wait? you were thinking u didnt believe i could tell what you were thinking?

lol. that confused even me.

it was quite...peaceful. is that the right word?

no. peaceful comes from peace, which is a word most commonly used in funerals.

using the word here would be like cursing them to die.

or cursing their parents to die.

maybe their parents are alr dead.

lol.

i feel sorry for them, tons. tons of them wore hearing aids.

poor, poor things.

not literally. they must be okay-ish. or maybe their neck-deep in financial crisis.

oh, man, i'm rambling now.

i did the cafe tables. it was wet;D

well, only i got wet. everyone else went, "OH! look at that small drop of water on my skirt! i hope it dries!"

i felt so, -.-

like, C'MON! duh it's gonna dry immediately, espeacially in that weather.

my skirt was so friggin wet. but it was okay.

it dried within the next two hours. ish.

Lemme tell you bout the places...

Cafe - Wet.

Garden - Muddy. espeacially since it rained.

Hall - Got insect.

Playground - OFFICIAL FUNNEST! dont say we couldnt see you peeps playing while you "mopped up". lol.

onward. charge.

Oh yeaa. i felt bored during class, so made this:

When you loose something, it's coz you're plain forgetful

When you start crying, You're just pathetic.

When you ask everyone around you, You're awfully desperate.

When you actually find it, wow, you're plain lucky.

And when you loose the same thing all over again, IT'S MORE THAN JUST DEJA VU.

lol. yeaa. x)

revive my cbox.

and until next time..

~~don't~~ please miss me! x)

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

critic:)

2009-10-09T22:04:00.005+08:00

yo.

hey hey hey!

i know you guys missed me!

Don't pretend! lol.

if you're bored right now...

join the club.

literally.

i just made one up.

It's called the, "I'm only in this club coz I have nothing better to waste my life away with" club.

Like the name?

Yeaa, i thought you would.

So what do people in the "I'm only in this club coz I have nothing better to waste my life away with" club do?

oh. we do something exciting

WE WATCH THE TELEVISION!

shows like...Singapore idol.

ah yah.

those judges ah.

IT'S NOT PROJECT RUNWAY FOR PETE'S SAKE, STOP TALKING BOUT THEY'RE CLOTHES AND START TALKING BOUT HOW THEY SING!

it's like, first judge - i think that outfit is too old for you. pick something lighter.

and than the second judge goes, "I disagree." i'm thinking, wow, finally she'll talk bout the singing. and then she goes, "I think it matches u perfectly." WHAT??

then the last judge, looking serious says, " What u wear is important in this competition. You understand?"

WHAT??

okay so maybe i'm exxagerating... but only a bit. a bit only.

Then i rented sunday school musical.

it looked exactly like high school musical, only in green(green is the universal color for spoofs. i firgured that out)

thus...I was getting geared up for a spoof.

guess what?

in stead of a spoof, i got a preaching. A PREACHING!

i wonder how many other disapointed people there are

so, news flash - it's not a spoof. it's not funny.

it's religious. it's holy. the gansters wear rosaries.

not like there's anything wrong with that...

but. come. on.

and for teenagers, those kids are WAY too holy and religious.

sorry, i should stop it now.

AND IT'S ALL ON GOSPEL SONGS.

kristi, shut up, AND THEY STUDY BIBLE STUDIES LIKE XIAO, kristi, shut up, AND ALL THE SONGS ARE CHURCH-

ah yes. nothing like a little sticky tape.

moving on.

i've got nothing.

so until next time...

PEACE!

miss me!

you know you will!

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

say no to drugs. yes to tacos(;

2009-09-27T20:19:00.001+08:00

yo(;

this is me current fave pic;)

SAY NO TO DRUGS, PPL! BUT YES TO TACOS!

so what happens if there are drugs in the taco?(:

thankyou tess for the pic, yo!

man, me lurves this pic(;

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

60th post, yo!

2009-09-18T20:43:00.005+08:00

yo.

My blogs dead.

And most of the time, i'd immediately come to revive it.

So did I this time, if you count a month immediately enough.

what? YOU DONT?

WELL I DO!

like, how i promise to do my homework immediately, how i promise to turn off the comp immediately, that sort of thing.

i luuuuurve slacking.

WHAT? YOU DONT!?!

whao, you chao hardworking hor.

or at least, more hardworking then me.

I bet you, find someone less hardworking then me and i'll give you a million bucks.

i dont think you'll find one.

but if you do... dont count on the million bucks. you might receive an envelope of monopoly money.

wait. i dont even HAVE a monopoly set.

thus i'd give you nothing at all.

so skip the trouble of finding someone less hardworking, kay?

Movin on...

guess what my dream shoe is? CONVERSE! (most ppl might say heels, but, oi, those people must either suck at science and common sense or are illetarate, and thus cant read headlines, ahem ahem)

ah! i go so random.

anyway... GUESS WHO GOT HER DREAM SHOE!?!

What? You not in the mood for guessing?

spoilsport. WHERE'S YOUR OPTIMISTIC SPIRIT?

apparently down the drain.

well, friggin go take a plunger or some tweesers and fish them out. then give it a wash or two, coz, trust me, there are stuff down in the drain i dont even wanna mention.

mainly coz i just finished my tacos.

GUESS WHO HAD TACOS???

oh. obvious. like, duh, i just mentioned it.

AHHH I WENT OFF TOPIC I WAS TALKIN BOUT CONVERSE!

was I?

wait, lemme scroll up and check.

yep, i was.

ME GOT HER DREAM SHOE!

not really.

coz i went to IMM today, and i could have SWORN they had a converse shop.

well...at first...me search like xiao char bor. i couldnt find any. wait. that's not a big surprise. all i did was look at the thingii that mentioned all the shops on the first level.

but, OI! THAT'S STILL HARD WORK! I MEAN, I WASTED EYE POWER!!!

wait. there's not such thing as eye power.

thus i never wasted anything.

thus it wasnt counted a real search.

thus it was meant to be that I FOUND A CHEAPER VERSION AT FILA! AND IT LOOKED (almost) EXACTLY THE SAME!

three cheers for moi for doing such a good job at finding good deals!!!

*silence*

so. not. funny.

You didnt cheer? then Click here.

If you clicked...

man damn you must have had taken quite some time to come back!

i would say good riddance, but that would be rude.

~~then again. I DONT CARE!~~

movin on...tooo....TACOS!

you dont normally have them in s'pore but since i luuuuuurve them, to suit me exotic taste we walked up and down giant to find some taco shells!

emphasis on walking up and down.

and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down.

and FOUND THEM!!

so if you were just sitting there, ready for me to feel disapointed, LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

this is usually the part where i go all:''actually, no one is''. BUT NOT THIS TIME!

COZ I AM!!!

and i'm not just laughing ANY laugh...

I'M LAUGHING AN EVIL ONE!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

recently i learned a new laugh. it's similar.

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

see the difference?

YOU DONT???

go to that expensive, rip-off IMM spectacles shop and get your eyes checked!

but MOI doesnt! she has PERFECT eyesight!

hold up and a couple of fingers and back away slowly. keep on changing the number with everystep.

HAH!3, that's easy. 5, yes, 1, now, technically 2 and a half, and wait. hold it.

WHAT THE FRIGGIN CHEESE I CANT SEE FROM THERE!!!!

now I have to go to the shop and get MY eyes checked!!!!

curse it. curse it all.

hold on. me going to take vision break.

ah. back. now back away again and WHAT THE CHEESE I'M BACK WHERE TO WHERE I STARTED!

~~crap~~

ah. let's move on.

ah. i better go now.

ah. why am i saying so many ahs.

teehee

teeheehee

teeheeheehee

i would calculate that, but...

1)i'm not a random nerd.

2)i suck at mental calculation.

3)i would use my calculator

4)but i lost it.

5)no one stole it

6)I really lost it.

7)me is going to look for it immediately.

8)scroll up. see my definition of immediately.

9)That's why I havent found it.

10)teehee.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

Restaurant City Quiz Answers

2009-09-11T18:50:00.002+08:00

yo.

Just felt like posting this. you know, for the random fun of it(;

Q: Agar is a gelatinous substance derived from what?A: Seaweed

Q: Bechamel sauce is also known as...A: White Sauce

Q: To blanch a vegetable, means to?A: Boil and Cool off quickly

Q: Calamari is fried?A: SquidQ: What is a Calzone?A: A turnover made of pizza dough

Q: In which restaurant would you typically find Calzone?A: Italian

Q: Caviar is made from?A: Fish Egg

Q: What kind of pizza is chicago style?A: Deep dish

Q: Chilli is a?A: Fruit

Q: Which of these chillies is the spiciest?A: Naga jolokia pepper

Q: What is chinese gooseberry called in ancient time?A: Kiwi

Q: What is chocolate bloom?A: Cocoa fat or sugar

Q: The chuck is found where on the cow?A: Front

Q: Which continent produces the most cocoa?A: Africa

Q: What is coconut?A: Fruit

Q: Q: A crepe is typical a ...?A: Thinly cooked pancake

Q: Dim sum originated from which country?A: China

Q: Dulce de leche is prepared by heating...?A: Sweetened Milk

Q: Which sauce used in Egg Benedicts?A: Hollandaise sauce

Q: Where did Feta Cheese come from?A: Greece

Q: The flank is found where on the cow?A: Mid

Q: Foie gras is food made from which part of an animal?A: Liver

Q: In England, French Fries are called?A: Chips

Q: To garnish a food means?A: Add final touches

Q: Granny smith apples are?A: Green

Q: Grapes grow on?A: Vines

Q: The main ingredient in Guacamole is?A: Avocado

Q: Where is the hamburger originaly from?A: United states

Q: What is Hashi?A: Chopsticks

Q: Honey comes from?A: Bees

Q: What is the main ingredient in Hummus?A: Chickpeas

Q: Kimchi is a Korean dish made of fermented?A: Vegetables

Q: What is Ketchup made of?A: Tomatoes

Q: Lard is the fat obtained from which animal?A: Pig

Q: Naan Bread is served with... ?A: Indian Food

Q: Natto, a traditional Japanese food, is made from fermented?A: Soybeans

Q: New-York Style Pizzas are generally?A: Thin crust

Q: The pizza originates from which country?A: Italy

Q: To poach something means?A: To cook in boiling water

Q: To Proof dough means to...A: Allow it to rise

Q: Prunes are dried...?A: Plums

Q: Raisins are dried...?A: Grapes

Q: Ratatouille is?A: A vegetarian dishQ: The main ingredient of Ratatouille is?A: Tomatoes

Q: To refresh vegetables is....?A: To immerse in COLD water

Q: What is the color of Rhubarb?A: Red

Q: The rump is found where on the cow?A: Back

Q: What is Saffron?A: Spice

Q: Sauerkraut is made from?A: Fermented Cabbage

Q: To saute a dish, means to?A: Fry quickly in hot pan

Q: The sirloin is found where on the cow?A: Mid

Q: What is the most expensive spice in the world?A: Saffron

Q: Which of the following spices is the most expensive??A: Pure Vanilla

Q: Steak tartare is a meat dish made from raw?A: Beef

Q: What is Stracchino?A: a fresh cheese from Italy

Q: In which restaurant would you typically find sushi?A: Japanese

Q: Where does taco orignate from?A: Mexico

Q: In which restaurant would you typically find tacos?A: Mexican

Q: In which restaurant would you typically find Tapas?A: Spanish

Q: Tofu is made of .... ?A: Soybean

Q: A tomato is a?A: Fruit

Q: What color is Tuna meat?A: Pink

Q: Where is Tuna from?A: Salt Water

Q: The main ingredients in Tzatziki are?A: Yoghurt and Cucumber

Q: Venison is the meat from what animal?A: Deer

Q: What is the main ingredient of wasabi?A: Horseradish

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

camp.

2009-09-06T11:30:00.009+08:00

yo.

For your information: In this post, I'm describing the camp as nicely as I can.

Here's the review I promised.

Let's skip the ~~crap~~ and get straight to it: Camp... sucked. big time.

I wasted $70++ just to find out how much worse it was compared to how the school made it seem.

They went all:''it's a fun and oh-so-awesome experience''.

let's see them bathe in same cubicle then they know.

*ahem* shall i elaborate?

~~no, i shall not~~
It was OH-SO-HORRID! ask anyone who went: they would say it sucked big time, espeacially those who were deprived of going on the flying fox by certain people, *ahem, ahem.* let me tell you what happened, yo.

we went to school, and were split into two teams.

I was originally supposed to be in group 1, but a certain SOMEONE didn't come last minute and I was pushed to group2.

Did that mind me? No, no, coz because of that I MISSED THE FLYING FOX, AHEM, AHEM!

ouch.

who wants to guess how my hair smelt like?

IT SMELT LIKE URINE, WHAT THE BLUE CHEESE.

i didn't even pee the whole time i was at camp! (jkjk lar. but it was so dirty, i almost didn't)

I'm not 'xiao jie'. at least, i don't think so:)

i'm not as xiao jie as a certain *ahem**ahem* who yelled at me for spilling a small portion of soap on her.

Well, I guess everyone but me would have yelled;) I'm too...*don't scare the slightest bit about your nonsense kinda person*. some people care too much.;)

*ahem* movin on...;)

I hate the camp T. Hate it hate it hate it. the designs of some classes are SO NICE! but OURS? Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.

Have I mentioned I hate it?

*big shock* I HAVEN'T?

Well, here it is: Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.

There you go.

Ours was supposed to be lime green.

It turned out boring blue.

heellllloooo, are you people COLOR BLIND? you know, there's a BIG diff between boring blue(yes, that's an actual color. imo anyway) and lime green.

Get your eyes checked.

I'm not sick - I hated bathing in the same cubicle.

3 girls in one, can spend only 1 min.

Of course, no one looked lar...

OMG. DID YOU LOOK?

EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW!

sorry. as i was sayin...

they call that a shower, yo? IT WAS LIKE WATER DROPPING OFF A LEAF!

The tap from the sink had more water...

And i was the only one washing my hair there;)

The food...well, the food... well, me being a glutton, i could stand everything(even the uncooked veggies) except the FRIGGIN UNRIPE BANANNA! i tell you, mine was still green.

and hard. not soft bananna-ish.

We had backwoodsman cooking, in which we almost finished cooking something, but, duh, since everything was rushed, we ate UNCOOKED DOUGH! i poured so much sugar on mine(to distract it from the uncooked dough taste) i became hyper!

Which was kinda good coz later on we had campfire.

The only thing I'm not going to complain about, other than the fact we sat there for so frigging long, i got leg cramp.

So for all of you who didn't go to camp...

You should be feeling lucky.

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

awakin from my r.i.p., yo.

2009-08-31T22:44:00.007+08:00

yo.

so what, i havent been bloggin for some time.

here's a marathon to keep ya informed,yo. AND IT'S GOT DIFFERENT COLORS, YO!

*dramatic, desperate breath in*

*phew* here's something to start off this post...

what did i promise to blog about, and didnt blog about in the end coz it hasn't happened?

i would say, "GUESS?" but i have no more patience for ppl guessing, yo;)

CAMP!

ahhh! remember my post? pre-camp jitters? (you should search it up, you really should(;)
It's got all sorts of ~~crap~~ about being eaten alive by stuff.

IT'S NOT GONNA WORK OUT, PEOPLE! wanna read my whole list of fears? yeah, go to that blog post, yo;)

guess wht? CHECK OUT MY BLOG, YO! (you dont have a choice not to check it out, coz you already just DID) it's now 'sushibook'. something like facebook i invented(;.no, the links dont actually work, yo.

yet.

7th Sept exam date +Crappy playing +blurrness +probably strict examnier=FAIL, PEOPLE!

i dont wanna fail!! (do i? lemme check. yea, no, i don't.)

i'm doomed doomed doomeddoomeddoomeddoomeddoomed.

have i mentioned that i'm doomed?

yes, i think i have...not.

doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed.

Okay. NOW i have.

nigahiga is hilarious, people! (see? i now rock and randimity) but what's this got to do with anything? moving onnn....

emceeing. sigh. (wait, sigh? what kinda word is that? it should be *sigh*, yes?. No.)

it was ooooookkkkkk, i guess, emphasis on guess.

a certain talia is jealous cause i'm apparently always the one emceeing.

teehee.

talia, spend one WHOLE hour with timothy then you'll be grateful you werent chosen.

no offense ~~to that poor hour spent on timothy~~ to timothy.

lol.

lol lol.

lol lol lol.

???

anyway... I HAVE HANDMADE JEWELRY!(by moi, your's truly) i'll post a picture of it soon, dearest people, and i worked REAL HARD on it, so i think it's worth it.

not just worth it. it rocks, yo.

so far only earrings. but they're not only earrings. they're MY MAGNIFICIENT EARRINGS EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO EARHOLE I'M GONNA POSE WITH IT AND SMILE! but i dont know how it's gonna stay there, just like that. scotch tape, maybe.

and then i bring it to school, and u place your bid, people! IT'S WORTH YOUR BID! note: bring money.

i feel doomed.

correction: I don't just feel doomed, i am doomed.

I DONT FREAKING KNOW WHAT FREAKING HOMEWORK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO, MAN!

oh who cares. i'll just kenna mara(get scolding) by teacher and control my tears as she whips me with her cane.

joking. ~~i think~~
oh,oh, i'll be fine. i guess.

YOU PEOPLE DONT GO ONLINE AT THE RIGHT TIME!

well, they do. i had the whole yesterday to ask coz almost every one was online but someone sent me this free rice link and i got addicted trying to beat him.~~curse you, jared~~ actually it's not honestly his fault.

i cant believe i'm admitting this, but... : it's mine.

SO DIE LIAO DIE LIAO DIE LIAO!!!

and that's the end of my marathon. now you're informed. i've just woken up from my r.i.p.

and coz i never do homework i'm gonna DIE LIAO DIE LIAO AGAIN?

i live short.

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

P.S. Want to get your life ruined getting free rice like me? I gave 2190 grains. let's see u try and beat moi, yo;) Here's the link, yo.

aussie cousins

2009-08-22T11:57:00.003+08:00

yo.

GUESS WHO'S COUSINS FROM AUSTRALIA CAME ON WEDNESDAY?

MOI's!!!

We haven't seen them in like, 5++ years...

at first we were all shy, but guess who broke the ice?

only the one and only... SUPER EFFECIENT KRISTI!!! (ya, you remember her from my previous blog post, right?) *heroic music goes somewhere around here*

she started a pillowfight with her brother, matt. if there's one thing I've discovered, it's that pillowfights are universal coversation starters. like, "ah hah! did that hurt?"

b4 i move on with what happened, i guess i forgot to mention WHO our cousins are.

Natalie is around...8, i think. Oliver is around... 9? or 10? and I think alex is 11...or 12... or SOMETHING.

sorry, my memory chao bad one.

we had gr8, typical singapore-food dinner, mainly coz they wont have any bck in the land of the koalas,(sry, couldnt help it.(: )

then we went quiet.

no convos starting. zilch.

then I pillowfighted!!!!

then natalie asked if she could join in, then alex. oliver was taking a shower, i think.

we hit hard. I think the pillows broke.

wait. i dont just think. I know. my mom's gonna get new ones;)

when oliver came out, i untied the pillow from the chair and passed it to him.

but of course, ian, my other brother, was too busy studying for common test to join in.

pity, pity. ~~BUT IN YOUR FACE, IAN!!~~
teehee. anyway, we stayed up till quite late, before we went to bed. i bunked in with my brothers, and, OH! my back ached coz I slept on the cold, hard floor.

thanks for giving up your beds, bro. *eyeroll here*

but i think it did my back some good.

kidding, kidding.

OF COURSE IT DIDN'T!!

but it was nice. i used to sleep on the floor all the time. that was till I discovered that matresses were comfier.

HEY! SO WHAT IF I'M A LITTLE SLOW?

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

2009-08-21T16:06:00.002+08:00

yo.

CALLING ALL C3IANS! CALLING ALL C3IANS!

have you done your 3d pop-up light blue file group project (shish, that was loooong-winded)???

if you haven't... this is the part where I laugh in your face!!

ready? ~~actually, i dont care if you're ready or not, I'll just start laughing like CRAZY~~
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*cough**cough*

ahem. lemme try again.

MUA HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!

OKAY, i'M SATISFIED. (those not in c3, stay out of this)

yesterday, me went over to talia's to do project with debbie.

and HAVE YOU SEEN TALIA'S HOUSE IT'S SO FREAKING AWESOME THERE IS LIKE COOOL DECO AND STUFF AND NICE FURNITURE AND OMGOMGOMG!

sorry, had a crazy moment there;)

we alr had a starry bckground prepared( dark blue paper and stars pasted in random scattering order) and pasted it in my shoebox. (SEE? i so efficient, got ready-to-use shoebox somemore! *teehee*)

but it took us, like forever to trace out the guy beating up the tiger from MY shui hu zhuan book.

(urgh, beating up the tiger. talk about animal cruelty)

first we used the "what everyone in c1 is using during math class" meathod.

But, that didn't work. (those not in c3 OR c1, sorry to leave you out like this:D)

lemme explain.

first they trace it out...

OH YAH! i cant believe i missed out the tracing part!!!

we had NO tracing paper of any sort, so we used full scept.

USING FULLSCEPT WAS HARDHARDHARD!!

but, being oh-so-awesome-and-smart girls(applause goes here, thanyou, thankyou:D) , we used talia's dad's flashlight and tracing got easier. then, who knew, after a while, we realised it was easier WITHOUT THE FLASHLIGHT! teehee;)

oh yeah, this question goes out to talia: did the flashlight REALLY BREAK?? ;) teehee

anyways, after that(the tracing) we tried doing the c1, coloring on the back in pencil like craaazy, but it didn't work.

soooooooo.... who wants to guess what super efficient kristi thought up of? (heroic music)

(druuuuumroooooolllll)

she TRACED IT OUT!!

i think a "huh?" goes fits here real nicely

on the traced side, I darkened it, so the colored side would smudge it to the colored paper.

following me?

gr8, didn't think so;)

then we colored and colored, then we went to talia's room.

she has a nice opened window, and she stays on a high floor, so those living around would have heard something like this:

Kristi: GOOD DAY, FOLKS! EVERYONE SAY OOOOH-OHHH

Debbie, Talia and Natasha(tal's sister): OOOOH-OHHH!

Kristi: Say HEY-HEEEEY

Debbie, Tal and Nat: HEY-HEEEEEEEY

more shreiking, more yelling, screaming...

and so fast after that, we went home, after I thought talia a few things bout blogger (see? i really am.... SUPER EFFICIENT KRISTI!! ) omg, that sounded SO nerdy, let's just pretend you didn't read that nerd ~~crap~~

anyways, that was all.

in case u didn't know, it's psle marking day, so we have TWO DAYS OFF!!

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

Quick Note

2009-08-18T18:45:00.001+08:00

yo.

I feel so stupid coz I forgot to tag ppl in prevous blog post. So now I tag everyone.

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

tag marathon

2009-08-14T23:13:00.003+08:00

this tag is called... 3 random thoughts. What you think... you type.

1)If sheesh isn't allowed to exist, why should shish?

2)Love triangles have 3 points, aka 3 people. that would make one of the 3 gay.

3)Some people are only alive coz i dont own a gun that could possibly shoot them.

11 qs.Name the following:

1) what's infront of you right now? I dunno... like, duh, the COMPUTER?

2)What was the last thing you drank? MYOB. but it was sweet. no idea what it was. but it was sweet.

3)How many internet windows are opened now? One or two, but plenty of tabs.

4)What do you feel like doing most now? I've gotta say - eat.

5) Why aren't you doing that? I just ate just now, I cant eat again, can I? sheesh.

6)Who was your last text from? I dunno, I guess I forgot.

7)Do you have a twitter? Yes I have a twitter. do you? you don't? then dont talk so much.

8) What song are you currently listening to? Demi Lovato - Solo.

9)Who's your fave artist? Currently? Taylor Swift.

10)What time is it now? 11:27PM

11)If it's late, why aren't you asleep? I dont take orders from tags, fyi.

You, yourself, and... you?

Name the following:

Your myopic degree: 2 degrees, by next year maybe more.

Your star sign: Gemini

Success or Failure?: What do you mean, success or failure??

Have a Crush?: Maybe;)

Crushed on?: You expect me to know?

Depressed?: Facebook quiz says I am.

Friends...?: Losta.;)

Fave radio DJs: Muttons to Midnight

Fave TV show: Ned's Declassified School survival guide.

Fave word: typical;)

BFF?: uhm, what's the answer supposed to be, this isn't even a proper question.

Good at blog templates?:Trying to learn hmtl(and failing. not really, but they lost me at pictures and tables) if you want proof that bad, go to my prevous blog. it's a page of embarresment.

Thinking of him/her?:Who is him/her?

Read the papers?: Only the comics.

Smart?:Pfft. I wish.

Siblings?:2. that makes 3 of us.

Sick of this tag?: Oh, yes.

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

There is a Muslim man and a Sikh man. The Sikh man needs a money loan and goes to the muslim man. The Muslim Man says:"I'll lend you some money if you say that all muslims are nice, wonderful people." The Sikh man agrees and promptly repeats, but adds, "Sikhs are big liars."

pills.

2009-08-05T09:38:00.004+08:00

yo.

quick q - how many of you guys can take pills?

firstly, I CAN!!!!! teehee;)

kenna sick lar, fever, runny nose, cough, bodyaches...

oh, wait, just realized.

kenna.

all are SYMPTONS OF PIG CANCER!!!!

did test. doctor chao weird, take out this.... thing, ask me to put inside nose(i was like, WHAT???? PUT INSIDE NOSE DO WHAT?) and then he had my mucas in this.... chao weird thing, and then he said, '(ahem)we have to wait for a few minutes to see if it's a negative or a (freaking) positive.'

i'm..... NEGATIVE!!!

(know, dont jinxx it, that means i'm kk. PERFECTLY KK, just for the matter. actually, not perfectly) oh, and fyi, i swiped a sweet at the doctor's. teehee.

yesterday my face was as red as... hong bao;)(fever what, 39.4!!! oh, quit laughing. in fact, if diesease was transmittable by internet, you'll be hiding. LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!?!)

then whole day after icas (followed by doctor, fyi) do nothing but read, sleep, OH WAKE UP TO EAT!!, then take pills.

these are my first. CHAO bitter. coz at first, it didn't go down.

it got stuck in my throat, and i was like all, "HELP!!! IT WENT DOWN WRONG PIPE!!!!"

of course, no one heard. mom was... yah, where WERE you? matt was in school, ian was in jap class, and me? alone in living room, desprately drinking water.

OH YAH! how do u remove pills from their little "hole''?

i used scissors until pills got scratch marks.

HEY! NOT LIKE YOU COULD HAVE DONE ANY BETTER!!!

(o, maybe u culd;))

anyway, i spit them out, and they were all.... powdery, urgh. i choked(on nothing, really, it was for'oh mi gosh they're like freaking bitter' effect) and tried again.

it took three full cups of water to get it down (and fyi, my cup ain't small)

does over-water kill you??

i had 2 pills, by the way. second time round better.

then i had to suck this grape sweet for sore throat, and then my taste buds went numb and i was upset coz I COULDN'T FREAKING TASTE A THING!!! i wasted one mochi figuring that out.

then i slept some more. and when ian came back, seeing my face freaking red, he started to back away. sslooooowwwwwllllyyy.

Man, if this is how tramatized ian looks, THIS COULD LAST FOREVER, DUDE!!!;) i speak of blackmail;)

except for.... not being able to breathe. nose stuck like blue cheese.

before i went to brush teeth, i saw his toothbrush and rinsing cup covered in tissue, as if THAT would stop the germs.

figures;)

another bad thing bout sickness is.... I HAVE NO APPETITE!!! WHAT KIND OF GLUTTON HAS NO APPETITE!!!???!!!! after only 3 bites of rice, i was done for, like the buffet i went to Conrad hotel, when i ate sooo much(it was all-you-can-eat), i bet they wished they'd charged more. like, 1,000 bucks more.

Cheryl Teo also kenna. same as moi. checked fb. Isabella also kenna. SO MANY PEOPLE KENNA, WHAT'S WRONG WITH US?

where was i?

oh, yea, right.

got carried away.

just finished hw asignments i knew about from ringing up ppl.

i wonder if i get to miss ting xie tomorrow. my MC IS until friday, but i wanna go to skul on fri, it's NATIONAL DAY and i get to where my red tee with white pants, which i've been longin to where, think it'll look... chic;) teehee, only jk, jk.

omg. music is starting to come out from my comp. WHERE IS IT COMING FROM?

...

omg, it just stopped.

that's.... scary.

teehee;)

but, no kidding.

anyway, guess what? for superstar, tze chun and dylan originally sick, than me and cheryl kenna, now only left talia and shermaine, teacher is FREAKING OUT! ~~and honestly, i'm enjoying it~~ teehee.

it's not like i've got anything else to say.

sayo nara!!

(btw, i just realised how loongg this post is)

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

2009-08-01T14:21:00.002+08:00

yo.

i noe i'm too old to be playing games with myself, but...

what news do you want first, the good news, or the bad news??

Well, i don't know, the good news sounds good.

okay

of course, i already know what's coming. the games was to entertain you a little;) teehee. (btw, appreciate the table coz it took me forever to figure out where the html code went wrong)

anyway, the good news: I GOT A PEDI!!*cheering goes here* not a mani, of course, there's school.

i would have taken a pic of it, but ~~I'm to lazy to care.~~

anyways, might as well describe it to you.

it's not exactly light pink, it's more... hot pink. or funky pink. ~~quit laughing, i'm not a color genius~~

it's quite glittery, and no,fyi, there isn't any design on it. even though I would hv preferred it unplain, what's the point? i like to admire it's color;)

and the good news keeps on coming.(not for you, for me!! teehee)

at 7-Eleven, i stopped by to try my luck at the Mr. Men and Little Miss Keychain.

WHOO! do I hear a, 'congrats?'

*silence*

oh, quit laughing.

I GOT A LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE AND LITTLE MISS CHATTERBOX! begginers luck eh?

look who's laughing now!(actually, no one is, really.)

and no, I won't sell it, not even for $10. (but $100 is a good deal, don't you think?)

and that's just about it, really. tnx for playing the game with me. good day, folks.

oi, helloo, the games not over. what's the bad news?

oh right, teehee. almost forgot.

the bad news.... is the homework. don't teachers understand what a weekend means??

apparently not.

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

2009-07-24T21:21:00.004+08:00

yo.

a certain someone hasn't been coming.

I had to copy down his homework. (c3)

darn.

i promised u guys photos.

I extorted them from N.

and now we have them!! ;)

so now i can blog;)

u mite be thinking: that's all you took?

actually, no.

I drive photos out of people a couple at a time.

bare with it;)

so now, bit by bit.(man, i can't remember the last time i blogged with photos!!)

random sang nila utama. looks better moving;)
we put on tatoos. but we had to force them on sheryl peh.

sheryl peh and her random red dog balloon.(ian here says i like using the word random;))

nerissa and her balloons(not hers. pink is MINEMINEMINE! but it kenna crushed together with my biscuits, as i hv already mentioned;) ) there's a pic of me somewhere below doing the same thing. tell me which one looks better so i can rub it in her face ;)

ignore this pic. we look like such...

okay, don't ignore this one. i like this one.

ah, here i am. so... who looks better? teehee;)

that's the pics. now i shall narrate.

*ahem*

we went on this bus that was surely not provided by the school coz our school's ~~way to cheapskate.~~

wait. i tot i already narrated somewhere below in one of the other blog posts.

ooh, check it out! photobucket wrks!

ooh! and Ian's finished bathing!

uhm, random?

excusiemua, i shall now stop blogging and start... other stuff.

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

2009-07-20T21:02:00.002+08:00

stayed @ home 2day, y'all.

ain't fun d;

it was booorrriiinnnngg.

still had to do 2day's hw in the end.

btw, i heard we had to start bloggin' in skul..

missed it.

sweet

not meanin' to be mean.

more nxt time.

still sick.

h1n1.

jkjk, touch wood.

HONESTLY.

just joking!

don't go around proclaming!

yep, i'm talking bout you.

yes, u, don't go runnin' and tellin'.

more nxt time, gonna have to sleep early if i wanna get well.

not jk this time.;)

HONESTLY

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

ndp short recap WITHOUT the pix;) yet.

2009-07-19T12:52:00.005+08:00

the marina bay parade was awesomeness~with a capital 'a'. teehee;)

i have such an urge to change my template!!! wat do u think??;)

no pix to upload OR photobucket(do i hear an 'aww'?) coz batt ran out.

teehee;) look hu's talking.

got the almighty pink goodie bag, changed with friends for the purple cover.

sweet.

parade itself pretty much rocked, but waiting before and after sucked bigtime.

i think there's no need to tell you why

and a certain ~~psychopath~~ told us to bring 2 big bottles of water, and ration.

turns out, everyone ended up complaining bout heavy bags due to unfinished water.

*hint*

don't wry, sheryl, the hint above ain't for you.

~~it's for the psychopath.~~

i like this year's theme song;)

it's less...

lame.

even though it's local talent. no offence.

electrico's what do u see.

(well, i ain't seeing nothing but the tatoo of singpore's flag on my shoulder and 'come together '09' on my face rubbing off.)

i know, title's pretty corny.

then me and N went all...

(chorus)

you see the moon and the stars,

and then you eat char kway tiao,

and dip your roti prata in your milo(inspired by the guy-who-can-eat-so-much, as said in the blog post about my library trip. go search it up;))

and then you ask for desert

and we say 'oh, we have durian ice kachang'

and then you slurp it down

and kenna food poisoning

then you throw up,

and say sorry.

(then we switched to apologise chorus)

but it's too late, to apologise,

it's too late

you already vomited on the floor

you drive customers away

yes, thq, we know it's corny, but what else can you do? it took at least 40 minutes from the bay to our bus, even tho i could've sworn it only took 15 minutes there.

wat can i say? the crowd was bigg;)

but the corniest of it all was when they invited 'lee kwuan yew'(excuse my spelling) over.

even tho we can't rly spell his name(ok,maybe u can but i can't) WE CAN TELL!

they got some random stand in 30++ guy over.

*hint*

i noe...

N has all the pix(what? i had to use someone's cam in the end!! DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK!)

it turns out, THAT'S what we have to blog bout.

i bet we can't use smileys, or shortforms, OR HUMOUR! it'll be like a compo on the web.

but worse.

gonna chase photos out from N now.

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

o.m.g.

2009-07-17T19:31:00.004+08:00

omgomgomgomgomg.

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg!!!!!

if u're wondering why i'm going all omg, lemme bring it to you sllloooowwwwlllllyyyy.

3 bombs went off in Jakarta.

1.Marriot.

2.Ritz-Carlton

3.Tour Station

My dad was in the Ritz-Carlton!!!! hello!!

!!!!

don't wry, he's safe.

he was upstairs when the bomb went off in the restaurant.

*phew*

on to less...uhm... 'omigosh' matters.

TMRW NDP PREVIEW!!!

omg!!!

okay, so it's still omg.

i want pink goody bag!

turns out, it's gonna be loooonnnngggg.

darn.

and we're also gonna be doing our blog on that.

oooookkkkkkk...

recently went to marina barrage.

awesome! will blog more about it with ndp.

but i still can't believe we would be doing something like this for our blog(and i mean that in a not-so-good way.)

-.-"

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

2009-07-14T21:18:00.003+08:00

ello.

missed me?

i'm gonna take that as a yes;)

FIRSTLY...

we're learning. ~~bark~~ bach. ~~beetovan~~ beethoven.

whatever it is.

9th Symphony.

hard hard hard.

yes, sujata. me no lying.

me cannot reach the notes.

YES.

CANNOT REACH.

YES, U HEARD THAT, DIDN'T U?

jkjk.

NEXTLY(is there such a thing as nextly?)

we went to sdc today.

yes, the one with the ~~stupid~~ robot that goes:"Hello, I'm Little George!"

here's his info:

13 years old.

Comes from *planet z* oh, my mistake.

urgh.

planet x.

i noe.it's fedding me up too.

good thing, though. we didn't visit him. SCORE!

sry, 'little george".

We had fun at this rocking "ASEAN" booth where we had to run and get all our stamps chopped. kinda like amazing race, only better.

it's not like anyone actually read the panels put up.

We just rushed to get it chopped, take pictures, and "pledge world peace" by pressing this button.

like, if u went to the exibit, and you pledge world peace, u press the button ONCE. heard that?

original number:0145632

after us barbarian class of 42 came: 1000234

jkjk. i'm overexxagerating .

but, still.

i'll post the pix next time.

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

2009-07-13T14:46:00.004+08:00

it's after school. iam boooorrreeeddd.

i didn'thv me recess. not feeling hppy.

comp is hanging and lagging.

yet again, art i repeat?

i'm bored.

sry. i know it's getting irratating.

oh yah. wanted to blog about the fact we're gonna learn how to blog in school.

i mean like, *ahem*?

firstly, it's most probably gonna be about some boring, school related topic, like, "how soda cans decompose". oh, yay.

& secondly. miss moh was the one hu told us bout it. double ahem?

she's DEFINATELY gonna make it less-fun-than-it-should-be.

lastly, i bet half the class already knows how to blog.

and she'll reteach it in that boring way of hers(no offence) so that only the teachers pet will ever want to blog again.

and that's not me.

conclusion: if she ever teaches us "how to blog", i mite as well say sayo nara to blogging coz i'll never wanna do so again.

sayo nara.

but with luck, u mite see a post after this one.

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

2009-07-12T21:34:00.002+08:00

i noe, that was quick. I've grown FED UP OF MY ALERTS ALREADY?

u wanna noe why? huh? uWANNA NOE WHY?

just now I tried to add more widgets to my blog. AND IT POPPED UP!

now, that just doesn't make sense, does it?

so I'm reducing it to only 2 alerts. or there might be none, at the rate things are going.

FED UP, I SAY, fed up!!!!!!!

Craziliciously yours,

♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

p^o^q

2009-07-12T20:35:00.002+08:00

I'm guessing you figured out that i figured out how to paste alerts in the HTML code...teehee:)

I know u probably find it annoying...

bare with it.

jkjk.

u can just press and hold enter all the way.

i'm probably gonna do away with it soon though... it's getting on MY nerves.

Oh well, so much for that.

Craziliciously yours,

♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

2009-07-11T14:38:00.003+08:00

-.-

gosh. i have to learn two lammmeee songs. singapore town and it's the little things. damn, these ppl hu made the song are so....so.....

I'm lost for words. in a bad way.

u're probably thinking: they can't be THAT bad!

but.... you're wrong.

Oh, yes, they can.

THEY CAN CAN CAN!!

this is jusst sooooooooooooooo frustrating.

ok, ok, it's the little things ain't THAT bad.

but, darn, singapore town is just...

nvm

pet soceity and restaurant city are under maintenance rite now, so i'm gonna....i'm gonna...

I'M GONNA CONTINUE TRYING TO LEARN THE CODES!

I'm still workin on it, n i dunno about other ppl, but i find the last three to four cha[pters hard.

1stly, u mite be thinking: WHAT A NERD!!

2ndly, u mite thinking: WHAT IN THE WORLD?

so... nvm. I'm trying to paste alerts in my blog template but cannot.

ah yo, will have to try and try and try.

darn.

lately went to online shop with mom AND THE CLOTHES CAME! it's a blog-store by me mom's freind, aunty Mui Hoon or something like that. We got a discount.

More likely "I'm ur boss, mui hoon, SO GIVE ME THE DISCOUNT!"

jkjk. it's ex boss, and she didn't have to beg for a discount.

she gave it to us. teeehee.

here's the link. it's pretty worth it, actually:)
UniQ Palace

Crazyliciously yours,

♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

2009-07-10T22:29:00.003+08:00

This was written in class.

OMG! i think I'm REALLY gonna die of embarrasment!!!
yes, silly, me no kidding.
DO U KNOW HOW AWFUL MY CLASS RAPS???
oh, and how can I forget the woman hu's currently trying to make it "better".
Mr. Nerd and form teacher don't make good raps. They used sooo much space just to describe Sang Nila and his ~~stupid~~ crown.

and now, guess what? they're ripping off that youtube vid.!! u noe, the "Sang Nila Utama, saw a lion, alamak, named the village singapura then run very far"
oh darn, I just wanna go and evaporate. yah, that's right. ka-poosh.
And so far, our rap is too.... nerdy. like: he met INCLEMENT weather, the waves were EVIDENTLY choppy"
okay, so maaayybbbee, just mayb, I'm exxagerationg.
a little.
-REAL TIME QUICK BREAK-
Now the raffles part, still ripping off that poor vid. and still using nerd. pffft.
& now she's going," we can throw in Singlish".
*ahem*?
Well, at least in rhymes ~~in a really lame way~~

-Quick break-
At least ppl agree with me. They give miss moh "the look" and she goes ,"What? I'M JUST THROWING IDEAS!!"
*ahem, ahem*
They're STILL Going on about Raffles. DARN! at least we're not doing MM's teaching stuff - Just now, she had lined up 25 WHOLE vocab WS, total 200 Qs.
So NOW you know where INCLEMENT and EVIDENTLY came from.
And now, ONLY NOW, she wants the rest of the class to contribute.
We're already half-way there.
No wonder our rap stinks.

...

2009-07-10T16:41:00.000+08:00

2009-07-05T13:35:00.000+08:00

CLICKME!!
Click the above link. You know you want to:) AND not just because it says: clickme!
me is in a template changing mood. To something cute from blogskins.
But just incase something goes wrong, well...
the above link happened.
I'll still be blogging on this though - not going to abondon it anytime soon - but check it out, kays? IT TOOK ME QUITE SOME TIME TO RE-ADJUST THE LINKS AND TAGBOARD!! yes, plz appreciate the effort. It won't kill you to do so.

Just to put a smile on your face

2009-07-05T12:06:00.000+08:00

Kangaroo Kicks Tourist Into Lake - Watch more Funny Videos

If you're feeling down, watch the following videoXDXD me no kidding, it's hilarious

no.school.

2009-07-03T20:23:00.000+08:00

In yOUr faces! (espeacially urs, eunice:b. jkjk)
s'pore has a holiday! no, not swine flu closure, unfortunately:(
YOUTH DAY!!! school closed for one more day. Good lar, longgg weekend.
but ah yo(Jai ho!), some psychopatic teachers*hint hint* gave us soooo much homework! hello, only one more day of free-ness and they gave us enough homework to start up a giant bonfire and burn through australia's forests!! that'll be 41 forests burned. correction: 42.
New girl in class: Ye Ju. She came from... ah yo, me not so sure. I think Korea or something.
thou knows how blurr moi can get.
BTW, u know how they *oh-so-irratatingly* take our temperature twice a day?? good use might come out of it. Here are some quick truancy tricks that might get you out of school. Okay, joking, joking, these work(i tried them out) but don't use them to escape school or I'll kenna! (when I said I tried them, means I DID but didn't show fake t. to teachers.) Piece of good news, by the way. from nxt monday, don't need to fill up travel form anymore!
How do i know?
teehee:) I just do.
1) If you're stuck in your seat:
don't try this is you sit in first row. This raises your temperature by approx 2 degrees.
it's simple, really. breathe in and out, really quickly, as if you're in the middle of 1.4(yes.) start moving your feet, tapping them and bouncing up and down.
Now u noe why u shouldn't try this in the front row.

2)If you can wash your termometer first.
There should be a hand dryer somewhere. Put it under. But not for too long: It'll get "H". Put it until desirable temprature, then hold the metal part between your fingers, until it beeps. Mine was 42.9!! damn, was it fun.
so don't try out lar, unless for fun. skully u kenna report. if you do, i was, once again, never here...

Brownie-licious

2009-07-03T20:20:00.000+08:00

Remember the WONDERFUL brownies I told you about? (teehee:))
Here's the recipe. follow EXACTLY or else it won't work.
Trust me. I'm not gonna give u the recipe for the cookie/muffins.

. Makes 16 small squares.

· 100 g plain DARK chocolate
· 200g caster sugar
· 2 eggs
· 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
·90 g plain flour
· Pinch of salt
· 125 g unsalted butter
· 150g white chocolate, roughly chopped, but not TOO finelyJ
Preheat oven to 160°C, gas mark 3. Rub a deep 16cm by 20 cm baking dish with butter and line with parchment paper. Melt Butter and chocolate in a lrage bowl set over a saucepan of simmering water. Stir till smooth. remove from the heat and then and add thr sugar, eggs, and vanilla. Stir till combined and add the flour and salt. add the white chocolate, mix gently and pour into prepared pan. Bake for thirty-five to forty minutes untila toothpick comes clean in the center. Cool completely and then cut into squares.These keep for three to four days in an airtight container. Credits: Jennifer Joyce - Lunch Boxes

COOKIES!

2009-07-01T20:42:00.000+08:00

no, not cookies. nor muffins.
kinda like a mix.
me and me mom went baking in our tiny kitchen, and me is not jk when me says that!! so damn tiny man... cannot even fit one sumo wrestler!!
We baked twice this week so far. Mainly coz very little homework and CCAs were suspended due to swine flu/pig cancer/H1N1.
Does any one want to know why the pigs come sabo us?
no, but you don't, do you? it's kk, I'll tell you anyway.
WE KEEP ON CURSING THE POOR PIGS! first, we make them look stoopid, then we say that the fifth little one wee-wee-wee all the way home, then wilbur the pig had to lose his friend, then... so many stuff happen!! so now it's their payback time lor.
BTW: the s'pore count is 608 or something like that. xiao!
anyway, the batter was at first for cookies.
then suddenly me mom go and pour milk.
Too much milk.
so kenna, then go pour flour.
ah yo(Jai Ho!) too much flour.
So add more milk
so much, so much...
Outcome: Our muffins tasted like cookie.
Our cookie ws too soft.
The last time I baked was with Cheryl. I know there are many Cheryls, so it's CHERYL TEO YONG HUI. if you're a cheryl and suddenly kenna blur, ah yo(Jai Ho!) u soooo blur lor.
Verdict: The cookie batter looked like dog poo:)(chocolate cookies)
The cookies were like mini puff cakes.
Looked like a cookie, but WAS SO DAMN SOFT!!
So 2day we went baking brownies. The brownies turned out quite nice! Chewy, yes, but WE MADE IT OURSELVES AND IT FREAKING TASTED GOOD GOOD GOOD! gonna wanna bring some to school.
You must be thinking: How can I live eating all that sugar and chocolate??
My answer is...
1) I am a glutton. I eat everything.
2)We walked it off. Which moves to my next "story"(ah yo, call it story for what??)

Me brother ah, chao shy one. shy until, shy until... ah yo, the only thing I think of is sumo wrestler, so shy until sumo wrestler don't dare beat him up.
Make sense?
yah, you. it wasn't supposed to.
Me brother had "Scout donation tickets". due tomorrow or something. ah yo, I already told you he chao shy. So i go folow help him sell(little did I knoe, I WAS ALMOST SELLING THEM FOR HIM WHILE HE HID IN THE CORNER!!) ah yo, told you he was shy.
Here's what happened. But firstly, lemme give u quick breifing. Army style.
OKAY, CADET! LISTEN UP, OR DIE!!(jkjk) 1 TICKET COSTS $2. THEY COME IN BOOKLETS OF 5! $10 ONE BOOKLET! YOU GOT THAT, CADET!!??!! WELL, I DON'T CARE IF YOU DID OR NOT! YOU HAVE TO SELL $80! YES, YOU THERE, STOP LAUGHING, OR i'LL PUSH YOU OFF THE CLIFF!! SOUNDS IMPOSSIBLE?.
Anyways:
Stop1) Christopher's and Christiana's house. Bought 1 booklet($10)
Stop2)Cheryl's house(Cheryl Teo Yong Hui) Bought: $6
Stop3)Elyse House:$10
Stop4) zachary's house:$10
Stop5)Cheryl's house (Cheryl Low Rui Min)(told u there r alot of cheryls.): $6
Stop6)Clare and Sharyn's house:$4
Stop7) aNNABELLE'S HOUSE: ... U also forgot lah!!
then the rest was paid by my mom...
BTW, guess who did all the speaking?
Me.
Who rang the doorbell?
Me.
Who hid when the door open?
Ian.

The First of July

2009-07-01T20:15:00.000+08:00

~The First~
It's the first of a certain month, and whatever year you're in, the first of a month is the start of a long 30(or less) days.
The rules of this tag are VERY easy - no matter what month you're in, write what previously happened last month, and write what you hope would happen in the comming month.
Kind of like a new year's resoulution. only better.
Write the "resoulution" in a code uniquely yours. Whoever gets tagged will not only have to write their own, they'll have to decode it!! take it easy on them... but don't make it too easy. MAKE THEM WORK ABIT! after which they'll have to send back the decoded message to you. You'll also have to decode their message if they get it right, along with the one of the person b4 u.
So start your "resoulution... NOW!!
Gosh, you stupid person that forced me to do this: [joking, joking.]
Thankyou, I know this tag VERY easy to decode. This tag was just for fun. Im not in a torturing mood YET. You watch out!!
Anyways, last month I. Err not much lah!! Holidays what! I went to watch Transformers??
This month should be perfect. Not paying attention and laughing the cheese out during social studies, go on gr8 outings, chill out with my friends, and bake brownies. No joking there. Im breaking my glutton record. Yep, diets arent for me.
Thank you, Thankyou, now youre tagged! Me tags are below!!:)
I tagg...
EUNICE!
jOLENE!
JOANNA!
NATALIE!
ISABELLA!
JANIS!
ah yo(Jai ho!) u read this, u go tag yourself lah.

Michael Jackson Tribute

2009-06-29T18:42:00.000+08:00

Now, if you haven't heard about Michael Jackson's death, well, WHICH ROCK HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING OTHER?
my rock. teeheehee:)
Yes, he "passed on" on.... darn, i also dunno when.
I noe, ~~it's an old ppl thing,~~ we don't really know much about MJ. WAIT, YOU DO? darn, how old ARE you?? teeheehee
then me parents showed me his music video.
oooh, it must have been a big thing back then.
and admittedly, he can dance freakishly well.
AND he did create the moonwalk.
SO let's just pay tribute to the guy, who, if didn't exist, many people like Madonna and Justin Timberlake, Katy perry won't be around right now(no joking. teehee:))
But me still doesn't understand why he had to go for plastic surgery.
Now he had to die looking like a ~~freak~~ very unnatural person.
anyways, let's just pay tribute to the unnatural person, shall we?teehee >.< href="http://www.arabianbusiness.com/images/magazines/arabianbusiness.com/web/michaeljackson_thumb.jpg">
Now you can ~~freaking~~ stop laughing (yes, you over there) and realise why I hv no idea why he underwent plastic surgery.
So, yes, me have no time to post on blog, so listen to Michael Jackson on youtube, when we didn't appreaciate him while he still could breathe. teeheehee:)
DAd says smooth criminal's the one to search for if you want to see him dancing well.

Now, on to yours truly. (don't you just LOVE my ego??)
1st day of school stunk.
obvious.
why?
oh, no, not coz lotsa homework, oh, no.
Yes, yes, keep on guessing...
no! i didn't pee, for the last time!
nor puked, thanks for asking.
But you didn't, did u?
anyways, let's skip all this: IT WAS COZ IT WAS BOOOORRRRIIIINNNNGGGG!
yes, practically bored myself to death during chinese.
I read the same lines on the same boring storybook over and over again while c1 had their clas.
ya lah, ya lah, now you know, my chinese not so good, me in c3:)
HAPPY NOW??
eng was okok, had fun drawing and writing and playing like xiao with partner:)
no maths, coz timetable was SUPPOSED TO BE SUSPENDED!!!!*hint, hint, to miss moh and c1 chinese teacher*
GTG eat dinner now.
but b4 i go..
IF WE DON'T LEARN ANYTHING WHY MUST WE FREAKING GO TO SCHOOL?????!!!!????? AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! URGH!!
that's all. byebye.

me is in a tagging mood:)

2009-06-28T19:36:00.000+08:00

me is in a tagging, but VERY lazy mood.

make sense?

Yah, it's not supposed to.
Ignore the following(and sp errors, coz me dunno how to spell in malay)
de mana deya, bowu kuntut saya.
Inspiration: Ian's project on the song, Chan Mali Chan
Oh yeah, bay-bee:)
On to the tags. The second you read this, there ain't no runnin', or hiding, coz you are INSTANTLY TAGGED! (me too lazy to write down everyone's names. NOW you get what I mean.)
Pick from the following tags:
1) In EXACTLY 10 seconds, type down ALL the emoticons you know. DON'T CHEAT!!!
3...2...1...go!
:) ^^ :@ :( >.< =.= >_<" *.*' 2)Put your iPod/Walkman/wateva on shuffle and name the first three songs that come: 1. Taylor Swift - The Best Day 2)Click5 - Jenny 3)Linkin Park -What I've Done 3)Type as much of the alphabet backwards in 10 seconds! Z Y X W V U T...?? and that was 10 seconds!! teeheehee:)

Darn, I mite feel in a tagging mode, but I don't have the best tags. awww.... ah yo, anyway lah, just choose choose choose!! BTW, happy Bday Elliot!!

teehee, recently did it in photobucket.

anyways, HAPPY BDAY! blow out your 9 candles without choking on saliva, plz.

teehee, jkjk.

Happy B-lated BDAY to eunice, whom i forgot to mention on the 26th of June(don't kill me!)

not that u would.

Blow out your 14 candles without choking on saliva either!!

awesomeness:)

2009-06-27T22:40:00.000+08:00

me went to watch Transformers 2, Revenge of the fallen.
Me guesses you already know, since I rubbed it in your face on MSN, and facebook.
And now here.
So lemme say this one last time - IN YOUR FACE!! Am I done?
No, I am not.
IN YOUR FACE
IN YOUR FACE
IN YOUR FACE
IN YOUR FACE
IN YOUR FACE
IN YOUR FACE
IN YOUR FACE
IN YOUR FACE
IN YOUR FACE
IN YOUR FACE
!
don't wry, that wasn't spam. ~~wait. It was~~
and, yes, NOW I am done.
*ahem*, you there, don't go anywhere.
Don't click the little red X on the corner or i'll sue you. Somehow.
My review: it's awesomeness.
awesomeness IS awesome.
I like that Military Official guy when he went: "don't tell my mom"
I also like Megan Fox and Shie Labouf. duh, hu doesn't?
BTW, his haircut is weeeiiiirrrddd.
and that.... dude. whatever his name is. teeheehee:) (and yes, jolene, you ain't gonna stop me from "teeheehee"-ing.
me isn't joking.
teeheehee teeheehee teeheehee teeheehee teeheehee teeheehee teeheehee .
Okay. Yes, I'm done.
But one thing that isn't oh-so-awesome is the fact that the hols are STINKING ENDING! Holidays should never end.
No one likes school, anyway.
Yep, not even the teachers, or the cafeteria lady who put plastic in my lunch. YES YOU! Don't go running by closing the little red X! I'VE BLACK-MARKED U FOR LIFE! well, that is until I go to ur funeral. teehee:) jkjk.
Me is still pissed off but still knows me has to pack bag anyways.
So read my note, please:
Dear Holidays,
I wish you could last longer. I'll miss you, and I don't know when we can meet again.
I'm so sorry, but I... I.... I HAVE TO GO! Even though I'll miss you dearly.
So.. so long, farewell, I'll miss you, but please visit as often as possible, by asking your buisness parter H1N1 to sell his pork to more people.
Then, we can meet again.
And when the time comes, I'll NEVER let you go.
Signed,
Kristi.

littlemiss_sushi says: Camp is freakin' cancelled!!

2009-06-22T13:54:00.000+08:00

littlemiss_sushi says:
u noe how i went all precamp jitters? those jitters don't freaking exist anymore.And who wants to know why, huh?
~~Don't~~
I bet all of you have recieved the SMS. yah. that.stupid.one.
The one that went all :
formality here, formality there... Due to H1N1, all activities in the last week of school are cancelled.
And duh, that includes camp.
WELL, WHY NOT THEY FREAKING CANCEL SCHOOL ALTOGETHER??
THAT's what bums me out the most.
no camp, but have school.
xiao.
me mom says they most probably would cancel, coz there's honestly no point in not hving activities last week of school but freaking starting the even more "infectious" thing one freaking week later.
Hey, people. Come on. Back me up here.
AND WE DON'T GET REFUNDS FOR OUR $70++(camp money)! back me up here! let's REBEL! (I've already bought my pitchfork. They're having discounts right now)

BTW all you jealous peeps, I FINALLY GOT THE TAYLOR SWIFT FEARLESS CD!!!!! IN UR FACES!!!!!
honestly, don't take that too harshly... OH NO! Now you're coming after me with those freaking pitchforks I told you to buy...

pre-camp jitters

2009-06-17T11:31:00.000+08:00

No, stupid, this isn't MY class photo, it belongs to a very, very close friend who's probably reading this now. Sorry for putting it up here, Joanna ,without ur approval.

I only wanted the Barney soft toy in the background. jkjk...

Anyways, the P5 camp is coming, & I'm starting to freak out for the following reasons:

+ Scared I pee in bed and kenna blackmail (not that I pee in bed anymore)

+ Scared the drool from my mouth flow to electrical wire and kenna ELECTRIC SHOCK!

+ Scared giant dinosaur come and eat me up(kinda like the barney toy in the picture, only a hundred times bigger and prefers eating humans to singing lame songs)

+ Scared big vampire bats come out from no where and eat me up

+ Scared Humoungous mosquito suck all my blood out and I have none left(like in Land of The Lost)

+ Scared Big bunnies hop down from the sky and make me kenna flatten by stepping on me.

+ Scared it start raining cats(literally) and then their claws go and scratch my face

+ Scared big, gigantic red ants crawl all over me while I sleeping(like in Indiana Jones, Crystal Skull)

+ Scared when I do flying fox, Giant flying monkeys(like in Wizard of Oz) bite off my harness and carry me away

Okay... so I'm over reacting. alot.

But the flying fox one, IS a fact.

jkjk.

But I'm STILL freaking out... and btw, I won't be able to do a proper account of the camp coz we aren't allowed to like, bring cameras.

Or handphones.

NOW WHO AM I GOING TO TELL THAT I'M BEING CARRIED OFF BY GIANT FLYING MONKEYS?? breathe in, breathe out, and chill-ax. Kristi, you should stop watching horror movies.

I will still come back though(or mayb not if giant monkeys DO carry me away) with a report.

I need MAJOR ADVICE from someone who's been to camp (can't ask my bro, he was such a that he didn't go) IAN, YOU DID NOT READ THAT!

anyways, I need reassurance that I won't be eaten by big barney dinos.

MOVING ON...

Darn, they want us to bring so little stuff with us, I can fit it into my school bag. except the camping bag, the slippers, and eveything else. jkjk.

And for showering, I don't know if I SHOULD, COZ I take 4eva to bathe! and, 4eva is good in some places, like, friends forever, rich forever, but not for hated forever, cozz-i-took-4eva-to-bathe.

And we come to soft toys.

Is it kiddish to bring it to camp?

I'm freaking out right now, in a MAJORLY bad way...

OH! and btw, my room is SOOO neat now! It's never been this neat before!

Now I don't have to hop between thick piles(not really piles, everything was spread out) to get to my bed.

But, I do miss that good exercise. Oh well. sigh.

CHARITY5 UNOFFICIAL BLOG

2009-06-15T21:18:00.000+08:00

READ HERE. YES HERE.
If you get this, you're probably from Charity5. duh.
Pass this link on to other Charity5 people, how' that?
It's the link to Charity5's UNOFFICIAL BLOG!
http://www.unofficiallych5.blogspot.com
Post this on your OWN blog, facebook, lead.com, the sort. The more Charity5 people know, the better!
SO NOW GO COPY, PASTE, AND POST!

Now, can I know who in the world sent me this link?

YES!!!!

2009-06-07T20:46:00.001+08:00

To Carlen, who's probably not reading this.
Remember the impossible quiz? (for those hu don't, click the following link. It's pretty darn crazy. AND AWESOME!!)
http://www.addictinggames.com/theimpossiblequiz.html

If there's an error.
I was never here.

Anyways, I've got ALL the answers!!!!! AHHH!!! You won't find the same info ANYWHERE else on the web coz I painstakingly worked it out myself!! AHHH!!!!!
told you I was speacial.

Here it is. It's not complete, coz I gave up at question 76.
but, hey, try going that far YOURSELF!
If you like a challenge, I welcome you to.

Here it is:
1) Four
2) No, but a tin can
3) K.O.
4) Click the phrase “the answer”, which is, duh, in the question itself.
5) Click and DRAG…
6) Shallots
7) An Elephant
8) Somewhere below the ‘E’ in the word, “SEARCH”. Duh, look for it yourself
9) Top right hand option.
10) Dentures. Eww.
11) N
12) The dot on the ‘i’ in “click”
13) F’taang.
14) Torch.
15) Spell out h-o-r-s-e.
16) H.
17) The question number
18) Hammer
19) Blue, Orange, Green, Green, Yellow
20) Seal
21) Top left hand.
22) +1 Skip
23) Bran
24) Click the ‘V’ in ‘lives’
25) Shoe polish
26) Arsefacey
27) Go to 28
28) Abundance
29) Egg Mayonnaise
30) Click and drag, dude.
31) Woof. Woof. Woof.
32) Babycham and Human Faces
33) 7
34) Put your mouse away, dimwit!
35) Wait until happy green face comes out. It’s a long wait, but it’s worth it.
36) A walk.
37) Of course not!
38) Mary Rose.
39) Cylindrical Adventures
40) Click and Drag.
41) Afro. It’s on the ducks head.
42) The 42nd 42. Count, dimwit!
43) Tom Cruise. Who’s Bridget by the way?
44) Remove the piece with 44, and click on the circle behind it. No need to fix up the jigsaw. But if you wanna, go ahead,
45) Top right.
46) OMGF U KILLS SONIKKU U BASTARD. Trust me, it’s not me saying this. This really is the answer.
47) Search for the red button.
48) SNAAAAKE!
49) Bottom right
50) O.K.
51) Keep on clicking!
52) Third one.
53) …But pa might not
54) No, about 20cm off the ground.
55) A games console for wholemeal biscuits,
56) Blue, Red, Blue Yellow.
57) For this one, I skipped.
58) Shepherd’s Pie
59) Keep on clicking that little black thingii.
60) Yes!
61) Top left option.
62) That lump of brown/green dust-looking thing.
63) Tasteless White Filth
64) Egg>28
65) Click the word “Largest”. Don’t play dumb. There’s only three words there.
66) Don’t panic. Click the last exclamation mark.
67) A Big Hairy Arsonist
68) Keep on randomly moving the mouse, but moving inside the cat helps
69) LOL, 69
70) Using it’s Anus
71) Click the green thing when it reaches top left
72) Click somewhere below the question number, around the bottom. Keep on moving until it catches on something
73) Top right option
74) No one knows that
75) WTBC!!!!!! Quickly hit the escape button! It’s that little green sucker, somewhere on the left.
Pretty darn ridiculous, yes? but don't look at this until you've tried it yourself at least once.

Oops. I think that came in too late.

P.S. I'M MAKING PROGRESS, BAY-BEE! I've finished 2 books! I'm getting better...:)

Newz.

2009-06-07T15:44:00.000+08:00

Hey y'all.
Nizz and I (best cousins 4eva!!) have created an oh-so-awesome-but-very-blank-cozz-it's-new blog on blogger.
WHEE!
our previous one was on webs.
quite.... ~~horrible~~. So not going to give u the link.
Our NEW one, however... i shall give u the link: http://www.krizandnizz.blogspot.com
Come on, you know u wanna, so go check it out!!

TTLT Library trip:)

2009-06-05T12:06:00.000+08:00

yesterday...
~~blah blah...~~
the previous day...
lemme cut away the nonsense.
Yesterday, we went to the NLB. were supposed to, anyway. I would have taken pictures, but was too absorbed into "learning" about the library stuff. lol.
what. a. NERD. yep, I'm true to myself. ~~sorta.~~
Yeah, we learned about the "classification" of books, "genres", ~~blablabla.~~
The person (miss....miss.... darn, I think I'm the only one in class hu forgot her name.) Miss.... miss...???I GIVE UP!!!!
anyway, she did a gr8 job teaching us. in my opinion, anyway.
Oh, darn, I almost forgot to mention where we went!!!
West Mall, has a library, u noe! I know, no noe really noticed. It's two levels below the arcade that everyone cares too much about. Everyone including me. lol.
Yah, we were "taught" there. Big smiley face. I don't noe why, but I felt the urge to do so. =)
And speaking of nerdiness, I took notes.
~~WHO TAKES NOTES???~~ And it came to handy. well, not every single bit of ~~crap~~ very useful but not put to good use stuff.
'ya noe.
???
I'm skipping chapters. b4 I managed to put anything to good use...
We had an awesome thing.
Lunch.
Instead of subway, or sakae sushi(ok, I admit, that's asking for too much), we were taken to KOPITIAM!!!! not like I have anything agaisnt them... but... there were SO MANY BETTER PLACES WE COULD HAVE GONE!!
It was crowded, but we still managed to squeeze our way through and find a ~~great~~ squishy place.
I had Japanese food(see? I'm true to myself. )
IT WAS SOOOOO EXPENSIVE!
compose your self, kristi.
it was only $1,000 for a small bowl of miso soup.
okay, so I'm exagerating. ~~as usual~~
it was $6.50 or something... and admittedly, it was quite nice. except for the rice.
It tasted like rubber.
trust me, I've tasted Japanese food before.
~~It's not supposed to taste like rubber~~
but the ~~eel~~unagi made every thing taste better.
yep. Unagi sounds more appetizing.
then we came back for the...
darn. I missed out something AGAIN!
we took this reading quiz.
I was "brave heart." ???
meaning, (*thanks. your sarcasm was SO necesary.*) I "liked reading books about"..."what happenes to"..."chracters"...
skip it. I have a book recommendation. all the girls(3 of us) and 1 or 2 boys(did I mention there were 16 of us? that made it 3 girls and the rest, wild, vicious, school reputation ruining boys.) Did I mention b4 lunch, they were running up and down escalators, and ruining the skul's reputation??
Anyway, this food-loving glutton(no offense, but he can eat more than I can. wtbc???)
ate a FULL Japanese bento set, and he practically inhaled it! u think that would be enough, rite? I only had about half of wat he had, and I was already like, okay, I'm done. But no, no, he had to live up this his glutton-ness.
He ate more than two sumo wrestlers could eat.
not literally, but, he followed that with SOMETHING INCREDIBLY BIG FROM CHICKEN SHOP!! I dunno what, he inhaled it too quick.
and this other guy took 6 roti pratas, and as if that wasn't enough, he dipped them in MILO! yes, the boys in my school are just plain vile and disgusting.
*vomit here* *vomit here* *vomit here*
Then we went for the scavanger hunt.
STOP LAUGHING!!!!
to make a loooonnng story short...
we won.
WAY TO GO, GIRLS!
a cetain someone was a big sore loser. he went this, that, and alot of crap I couldn't stand. I almost took his head off. Almost. I still have an ounce of self control.
We got a cue stamp thingii. aww. that was also bcozz some of the notes helped us cheat a little. SCORE!
I went home happy.....
AND WITH A HUGE STACK OF 6 THICK NOVELS( I picked) TO FINISH BEFORE DUE DATE!!
But don't worry, I've already finished one in 2 days. that was the thinnest. but it's still getting somewhere!
and also, my notes say that I can renew it, so long as... lemme check.
uh...uh...UH!!!! I ~~FREAKING~~ lost them!!!
oh well, will have to finish them without renewing the good old fashioned way.
*says weakly* yay.

Kewl.

2009-06-03T14:01:00.000+08:00

How many ppl reading this have moms hu have BLOGS? I don't know if I should say this in misery, your face, or just downright proud(nesS): ME Mom just started a blog! here's the URL: http://www.jeanfyy.wordpress.com If it takes u somewhere else, don't look at me. Please.

Fact:It's the holidays.
Not a Fact: I'm having the time of my life.

It's those few days of the hols when it's just started. Ur still used to skul life, and u often feel bored w/ nothing 2 do. lol.
If u don't have that, then, darn, you're fast! It's also cozz of holiday homework, supp class and (to poor Isabel, hu has to go to skul EVERYDAY still, and hu has a crazy chinese teacher hu gives her mo xie EVERY day. Poorthing.)

& to justify my fact further, AHH L8TER ON I HAVE TUITION! come on, you've got to be kidding me. Skul in the holidays? like I said on facebook, thou art protest. Big time.
Oh, darn. nothing else to do now. Mom, gonna check out ur blog.

My review of Sports Day

2009-05-29T17:58:00.000+08:00

Ah yes... the cool of the morning... the splendid beauty of nature.... ahhh...-

Wait. what the cheese? If it was so, would I be sitting here, wishing like xiao that I'd remembered to put sunscreen? Today, nature decided to show us living hell and the sun was blazing hot, I tell u, HOTHOTHOT! So i shall now write a rewiew on THE MANY WAYS IT COULD BE SOOOO MUCH BETTER, wtbc? (What the blue cheese) and like any good review...

IT shall come fully illustrated(for those blockheads(yah, like you)(Yes, you)Illustrated means PICTURES!), as I had promised on facebook(darn, i should make more promises here.)

Okaylah. U already noe wat the weather waz like, rite? so freakin hot ever since we stepped out of that bus with really stiff safety belts. u noe, ppl should really do smething about that.

oKAY. PHEW.

Firstly, let me bring out the fact that some ppl from faith are SORE LOSERS! no offencve... some of u guys rawk. alot.

But some of u ppl went like all: "Charity CHEATED!" Just cozz they lost!!!

Bogus-ness.

anyways, here come the pics. I'll explain them along the way.ahem.

Cross eyed contest. Look who won.:)

Me, moi. sweating like a pig.

I'm not kidding when I mention the weather

All 3 of us(Sheryl/Onigiri! y u looking down??)

We've got our ways of keeping cool. we poked holes on the caps of the water bottles.:)

What sucked the most was that we had to sit in for SOOOOO LONG before our events started!!! Track events that we didn't care alot about. And all of us went crowding under Natalie's umbrella and rotating Cheryl Low's electric fan. and when the sun would hide behind the clouds we would shout and yell happily as if a war was over.

Then the sun would come back.

That's when we'ed crowd behind the umbrella again. I found the entire procedure pointless, cozz during the endless track events, no one was actually paying attention to what went on. Me and Natalie, and Nerissa(Mochi) were busy bluetoothing each other while onigiri helped us rotate the fan.

And then, there was something just plain freaky in honour of next years YOG: torch relay. ???

THE TORCH WASN'T EVEN REAL! HELLO, PEEPS! WE CAN TELL!

Then came the games. IN UR FACE WE WON GAME 1!(the game i was in) and game2(hu was in that game ah?) We won overall evn tho we didn't win for game 3 and 4. But the funnest part was when those hu had finished thei games went to cheer for the other games classmates. Here is our cheer: Charity5! jia yo! ( and over and over again...)some ppl we didn't even noe could scream and yell shouted like there was no 2mrw.

we would alternate the parts.

OVERALL... it was gr8. but honestly the weather was sooooo freakishly hot. note to self: pray for cool weather

Frustration!

2009-05-27T19:30:00.001+08:00

There's something I'd like to say before I continue -WHAT THE BLUE CHEESE, HOOOOWW COULD ADAM LOSE? I know u call him "gay", but he can sing, hello?
Totally agree, rusti aka natalie. He soooo to-tah-lee deserved the win. and i also agree that allsion and alexis are SOOOO talented. Moving on(I don't think many of you know what I'm blabbering about:p)
So let me just continue. phew.
let's face it. IT music sucked. stunk. wateva.
Tha trainer didn't know anything, I haven't even made a video out of the lame ones they "provided us with". it's soooo frustrating.
and... we got back our report card. That made my mood even WORSE. and guess what?
My piano class stunk. Not cozz the teacher stunk, not at all. It was because I didn't practice piano, and I stunk. URGH!!
I'm sooo frustrated, and- ooh! Is that....DINNER?
I know I'm a glutton, but, honestly, GTG now!

B'day Speacial

2009-05-19T14:52:00.003+08:00

AH! Can you beleive it?
No I cannot believe it, can you?
No! Me neither! That's just so kewl!
Yeah! Totally! Can you believe it?
NO! can you?
No! can you?
NO! can you?
No! can you?
NO! can you?
No! can you?
NO! can you?
No! can you?

Urgh. Okay for all those people who probably don't get why I'm sooooo worked up, lemme tell 'ya.
Let's just say I'M TURNING 11!!!!!!!
For those people that are going," OMG, it's your b'day? So fast meh? R U sure? When is it?"
I have 3 things to say to those kind of people:
1)GET A LIFE! Start by remembering everyone's b'day!
2) STM lah... shocked you can still remember my blog URL!
3) Fine my B'day's on 24th May, for those poor people I just yelled at who don't even know when my b'day was in the first place.
PEOPLE IT'S THIS WEEKEND! i'M SOOOOO FREKING EXCITED! ARE YOU?yes i am! ARE YOU? yes i am!

Sheesh. I think I better stop talking to myself and get a life. Pffft.
Currently listening to Megan Joy's "For once in my life"
For once I have something I know won't desert me.... For once I can say this is mine you can't take it......

Now it's switched to Adam Lambert's "Cryin' "
I was crying when I met you, Now I'm dying to forget you.....

Now Allison's and Adam's duet, "Slow Ride".

Man, I dunno abput you, but they ROCK!!!!

Today @ skul, it came with results. Urgh! How frustrating! As I said on my facebook, I'm not looking forward to getting my results!!!!

Sceince not yet, English don't feel like talking 'bout it(As usual, yours flunked it), Higher Chinese(YES!!!! THIS TIME I PASSED!!!! I DIDN'T FAIL LIKE LAST TIME! but then again I only passed by 2.5 marks. But then again it's better then nothing, rite????)

Now it's Alexis Grace's "Dirty Diana"

Next - My two BFFS - Mochi(Nerissa) and Onigiri(Sheryl) are coming over on Sat to celebrate my b'day. It's only the few of us lah, it's not exactly a big thing

Apparently they do not know my new blog url YET!!!!! urgh, it's just sooo hard to comunicate with them over the net! I'll have to pass it to them during skul. what. the. blue cheese.

Now it's Jasmine Murray's " Reflection". It's pretty good, but yet a little flat.

But not like I can do a better job anyways, so?

First Notification - My b'day's on SUN. That gives you.... uhm..... lemme see.... gosh. Let's just say it gives you a couple of days I don't bother to count to send me an ecard, or email, or SOMETHING! or nothing's fine too.

Now Adam's "Mad World." Don't you just LOVE life after the exams where you can do anything u want the whole day with no worries of homework???:) Oh shoot.Theory HW!!!!!

shucks.

I'll give myself one more minute:P

Chery Teo's bday is coming... Carlen's not long ago over.... Why so many ppl bday this time of year huh? Is it that auspicious? Gotta go 2 IMM to get 'em something.

GTG do my theory hw...
BB!
Pizza OR Sushi OR Kristi
Call me which eva u want

eXaM

2009-05-15T21:19:00.000+08:00

Oh yeah... It's on, all right, it's on.

Stupid flu! Go away! you're not welcome!!!!!

It's not just swine flu, you peeps. It's SEASONAL FLU!!!! It's that stinking flu that just doen't know when to stop, does it?

Urgh. Do you know what else stinks?

(other than blu cheese that really shouldn't have been left overnight)

The fact that IAN AND MATT HAVE FINISHED THEIR EXAMS, AND i'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT WHO STILL HAS TO BURY MY FACE IN A STINKIN' TEXTBOOK!!!!

that's just stinky, dude!!!

*sigh here*

anyways.

you guys better not watch star trek without me!

O wait.

I'm not a fan of startrek.

pffft.
GTG now... gotta study for science. AHHH!!!!
Stigma.... heat..... matter.....
It's all rolling up into one huge lump in mjy brain.
yep. It's just not "going in". Gotta try again.

Sceince ICAS

2009-05-11T21:01:00.000+08:00

Have you ever realised that U won't live forever?

Pfft. neither have I.

Anyways.... Tomorrow's the science ICAS. Urgh.

WHY OH WHY? My science stinks more than overnight blue cheese!!!! Last yr I got "participation". You know what that means?

I got so low, I don't even have a grade. lol.

And then they have English ICAS. To me that's better. ALOT better.

I guess.

Just feel as if things might get SO Hard to morrow. Honestly why do they even have tests?????

And tests like these? Science tests?

And why do we have to sign up for them? Oh wait that part is our choice.

Whoops. Tee hee.

I just hope I do okay. I hope. Oh well.

Sleepy. Gosh.

GTG

Trying to pick a new MSN Display Pic... help me out?

2009-05-11T13:43:00.000+08:00

2009-05-10T14:09:00.000+08:00

~Grew up in a small townAnd when the rain would fall downI'd just stare out my windowDreaming of what could beAnd if I'd end up happyI would pray
Trying hard to reach outBut when I tried to speak outFelt like no one could hear meWanted to belong hereBut something felt so wrong hereSo I'd prayI could break away
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly.I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky.Make a wish, take a chance,Make a change, and break away.Out of the darkness and into the sun.But I won't forget all the ones that I love.I'll take a risk, take a chance,Make a change, and break away
Wanna feel the warm breezeSleep under a palm treeFeel the rush of the oceanGet onboard a fast trainTravel on a jetplaneFar awayAnd break away
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly.I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky.Make a wish, take a chance,Make a change, and break away.Out of the darkness and into the sun.But I won't forget all the ones that I love.I'll take a risk, take a chance,Make a change, and break away
Buildings with a hundred floorsSwinging with revolving doorsMaybe I dont know where theyll take meGotta keep movin on movin onFly awayBreak away
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly.Though its not easy to tell you goodbyeTake a risk, take a chance,Make a change, and break away.Out of the darkness and into the sun.But I won't forget the place I come fromI gotta take a risk, take a chance,Make a change, and break awayBreakawayBreak away ~

2009-05-09T10:39:00.000+08:00

urgh. so bored!!!! I only have 5 more minutes till it's my little bro's turn on the comp, so I might as well blog about something.
hmm.
If you notice, these days, the weather is getting warmer. and colder. and warmer.
hmm.
If you notice, these days, swine flu lower alert level.
hmm.
If you read the papers, Mas Selamat is caught.
hmm.
oh gosh i hv nothing to blog about.
grrrr!!!
http://www.yodellingchocolates.blogspot.com
u can go there, and you either will go no where, or you'll see an empty site with pics of chocolates.
yah, it's my THIRD(phew) BLOG, undone, but I like the chocolates.
hmm.
Hey and if u hv facebook, tell me, kays? trying to add more ppl now.
hmm.
Okay, I'm almost out of random stuff to say.
hmm.
Me and my two awesome:) best buddies made our selves a blog. go to the link on "escape" that says " 3 of us BFFs".
hmm.
Cousins still as AWESOME as ever, even though I haven't seen them in ages.
hmm.
urgh. pfft.
sneeg.
Out of stuff to say.
GTG. 5 minutes have passed.
hmm.

Pfffft.

2009-05-08T21:43:00.000+08:00

Pffft.

Today was so IRRATATINGLY IRRATATING cozz it was the hcl1 & 2.

And I puked.

So I had to take it in the General office, in this little "quiet" room but HEY YOU FREAKS IT'S NOT LIKE THE ROOM IS SOUNDPROOF!!!! YOU GUYS WERE TALKING LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW(probably not going to be, since, I puked.)Laughing, chattering your brains out...

And I puked.

That was the compo. and then there was the ACTUAL FREAKIN' HORROR ITSELF!!! Paper2.... Paper2....Pffft.

And I puked.

Urgh I puked THREE WHOLE TIMES, DUDE!!!! WHAT DO U HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT???

Then there was chinese( which I hope there's no hw cozz I wasn't paying attention, too busy scrubbin' the vomit off my plastic rulers...

and i felt like puking, quietly went to the toilet AND PUKED THE UNDERDIGESTED STUFF OUT!!!

man, doing that felt gooooooooddd.:)
That was basically today... not much to say bout it, just hope the other exams would be better...... tough luck.

Oh yeah, and did I ever happen to mention - I puked?

Preventing flu

2009-05-07T11:14:00.000+08:00

23 Proven Ways to Stop a Cold(Reader's Digest)

[X]Wash your Hands often

[X]Get Smart abput Hand Drying in Public Toilets

[X]Get a Flu shot every year

[X]Carry a hand sanitizer with you

[X]Wash your hands twice everytime you wash them

[X]Change your toothbrush every 3 moths

[X] Put a box of tissues where people sit

[X]Stop blaming yourself when things go wrong

[X]Use your knucles to rub your eyes

[X]Sit in the sauna once a week

[?]Use a humidifier

[?]Speaking of which, buy a hygrometer

[X]Take a garlic supplement every day

[X]Once a day, sit in a quiet, dim room and meditate

[X]Exercise

[X]Eat yoghurt everyday

[?]Leave the windows in your house open a crack

[X]Sneeze and cough into your arm or tissue

[?]Change child-care centers

[?] Don't pressure your doctor for antidotes

[X]Scrub under your nails every night

[X]Change or wash your hand towels every 3 days during the cold/ flu season

[?]At the first hint of a cold, suck on a zinc gluconate lozenge until it melts every hour, cook a pot of chicken soup, take echinacea and roast garlic in the oven.

STAY CLEAR OF FLU! ( If you want, post this on your blog and tick, cross or question mark where necicarry:) )

fluFLUflu

2009-05-06T14:43:00.000+08:00

Ah yah, ah... ah.... CHOOO!!!!
yes dear ppl, I have caught the flu bug, and nobody come near cozz my temprature is 38.9 degrees.... urgh.
and it's not like I ♥ the flu... urgh, at fist it ment no skul but now it means I'll be mssing out on Math, my worst subject. AND IT'S THE EXAMS!!!
u ppl need not worry, nobody spreads the flu over the internet... do they???? urgh.
It's just SOOOO IRRATATING how i have a flu... urgh.
For once i don't feel like eating lunch! Oh, my my, my
GTG.
P.S. don't wrry i don't hv swine flu lah. :P

2nd post on this new blog. :P

2009-05-04T18:31:00.000+08:00

Ah yes, ah yes, swine flu....
Y CAN'T THIS DIESEASE JUST PACK IT'S BAGS AND GO BACK TO THE FARM WHERE IT BELONGS??? urgh!
but thou art not be disheartened... once it reaches red alert WE can pack our bags and go home. hehe. don't have 2 go skul no more!
Pfft. we wish.
~
time yourself! pick 3 activities and see how fast you do them (activities that you can actually do) and post it on your blog:
1) Sign Language Alphabet : 6 seconds, in a very "sloppy joe" form. anyways.
2)Sing your countries national athem: 13 secs(yes!!!!)
3)How long ppl take to laugh at YOUR JOKE: 20 seconds( gosh, that was long.)
TOTAL...
In total it took me 39 seconds to perform this three tasks.
TRY IT YOURSELF!!!
~
Now that that's done....
School's not getting any funner. (is there such a word? whooops. :P)
Urgh. Anyhow, I probably should start on my homework. Gosh.

short note

2009-05-02T14:17:00.001+08:00

ah yes... my old blog went, uhm...????
so now this is the 1 i'll use until I figure out wat's wrong.
correction - if I ever figure out what's gone wrong...
now... lemme see.... i don't hv alot to say right now... <3
ah, yes.... wait... nah... just have nothing to say now.
:P