kindle.

yo.

heard of a kindle?

you have?

man, get a grip of your life! i suggest tinkle friend. you know, it's free.

lol.

you haven't...

well neither have I.

until...

i watched this ad. online.

there's a problem with the ad.

they would go, "there are over 350 titles to choose from".

you just be thinking - what's wrong?

grammer's fine, and 350 titles are pretty darn impressive.

apparently, they also found it impressive.

so impressive...

THEY REPEATED IT SO MANY TIMES!

it's like, "we've got 350 titles", "u can read one of our many 350 titles whenever you like", "350 titles! cool, right?"

sorry. got carried away.

not literally. i locked the windows. no bald eagle can fly in and swoop me off.

unless it breaks the glass.

ouch.

no, not for me, i'm quite far away from the window.

i'm just afraid the eagle would somehow sue me for causing the glass shatter.

than bring me to some animal court and OH I REALLY SHOULD STOP NOW!!

sayo nara peeps.

i hope i dont get in a lawsuit.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™