60th post, yo!

yo.

My blogs dead.

And most of the time, i'd immediately come to revive it.

So did I this time, if you count a month immediately enough.

what? YOU DONT?

WELL I DO!

like, how i promise to do my homework immediately, how i promise to turn off the comp immediately, that sort of thing.

i luuuuurve slacking.

WHAT? YOU DONT!?!

whao, you chao hardworking hor.

or at least, more hardworking then me.

I bet you, find someone less hardworking then me and i'll give you a million bucks.

i dont think you'll find one.

but if you do... dont count on the million bucks. you might receive an envelope of monopoly money.

wait. i dont even HAVE a monopoly set.

thus i'd give you nothing at all.

so skip the trouble of finding someone less hardworking, kay?

Movin on...

guess what my dream shoe is? CONVERSE! (most ppl might say heels, but, oi, those people must either suck at science and common sense or are illetarate, and thus cant read headlines, ahem ahem)

ah! i go so random.

anyway... GUESS WHO GOT HER DREAM SHOE!?!

What? You not in the mood for guessing?

spoilsport. WHERE'S YOUR OPTIMISTIC SPIRIT?

apparently down the drain.

well, friggin go take a plunger or some tweesers and fish them out. then give it a wash or two, coz, trust me, there are stuff down in the drain i dont even wanna mention.

mainly coz i just finished my tacos.

GUESS WHO HAD TACOS???

oh. obvious. like, duh, i just mentioned it.

AHHH I WENT OFF TOPIC I WAS TALKIN BOUT CONVERSE!

was I?

wait, lemme scroll up and check.

yep, i was.

ME GOT HER DREAM SHOE!

not really.

coz i went to IMM today, and i could have SWORN they had a converse shop.

well...at first...me search like xiao char bor. i couldnt find any. wait. that's not a big surprise. all i did was look at the thingii that mentioned all the shops on the first level.

but, OI! THAT'S STILL HARD WORK! I MEAN, I WASTED EYE POWER!!!

wait. there's not such thing as eye power.

thus i never wasted anything.

thus it wasnt counted a real search.

thus it was meant to be that I FOUND A CHEAPER VERSION AT FILA! AND IT LOOKED (almost) EXACTLY THE SAME!

three cheers for moi for doing such a good job at finding good deals!!!

*silence*

so. not. funny.

You didnt cheer? then Click here.

If you clicked...

man damn you must have had taken quite some time to come back!

i would say good riddance, but that would be rude.

then again. I DONT CARE!

movin on...tooo....TACOS!

you dont normally have them in s'pore but since i luuuuuurve them, to suit me exotic taste we walked up and down giant to find some taco shells!

emphasis on walking up and down.

and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down.

and FOUND THEM!!

so if you were just sitting there, ready for me to feel disapointed, LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

this is usually the part where i go all:''actually, no one is''. BUT NOT THIS TIME!

COZ I AM!!!

and i'm not just laughing ANY laugh...

I'M LAUGHING AN EVIL ONE!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

recently i learned a new laugh. it's similar.

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

see the difference?

YOU DONT???

go to that expensive, rip-off IMM spectacles shop and get your eyes checked!

but MOI doesnt! she has PERFECT eyesight!

hold up and a couple of fingers and back away slowly. keep on changing the number with everystep.

HAH!3, that's easy. 5, yes, 1, now, technically 2 and a half, and wait. hold it.

WHAT THE FRIGGIN CHEESE I CANT SEE FROM THERE!!!!

now I have to go to the shop and get MY eyes checked!!!!

curse it. curse it all.

hold on. me going to take vision break.

ah. back. now back away again and WHAT THE CHEESE I'M BACK WHERE TO WHERE I STARTED!

crap

ah. let's move on.

ah. i better go now.

ah. why am i saying so many ahs.

teehee

teeheehee

teeheehee

teeheeheehee

i would calculate that, but...

1)i'm not a random nerd.

2)i suck at mental calculation.

3)i would use my calculator

4)but i lost it.

5)no one stole it

6)I really lost it.

7)me is going to look for it immediately.

8)scroll up. see my definition of immediately.

9)That's why I havent found it.

10)teehee.

Craziliciously yours,
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