what those who missed the drama did

yo.

you know how the debate people missed the drama coz it clashed with the uhm, debate?

YESH.

so we had an uber fun time doing other stuff.

it kickstarted with PIZZA!

miss ang treated us to teriyaki and hawaiian pizza.

Hawaiian was the first to go.

and then John had to go up and call the rest down, and the second he left, tze went all: "Hurry! eat before John conmes back and finishes it all!"

and then all of us (including miss ang) laughed.

we all hurried to take the hawaiian, coz teriyaki didnt really seem very appetizing at first.

then it seemed like so much.

so anyone who walked by, miss ang would offer them a slice.

only 1 out of 2 would take one.

(well, only 2 people waled byu anyway)

then John came back and we all started eating laughing bla bla-ing.

and then we were like all:

*miss ang returns from getting cups for our coke*

Hong Kai: MISS ANG! JOHN WANTS TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING!

Miss Ang: What is it? *pauses* is it something disgusting?

Tze: It's a dance move

I: Yeah. it's a MJ dance move

Miss Ang: *raises eyebrows* Oh really?

*laughing* yes.

*John does the hump* (for those who dont know what it is, it's an UBER SICK MOVE where Michael jackson holds his "thing" and dances.)

*all of us laughing uber hard, almost spilling coke*

Miss Ang: I thought you said it wasn't disgusting! when you said it was an MJ move, i expected a moonwalk or something!!

*all of us still laughing uber hard*

That. was. fun.

then eventually, the pizza finished, and one bottle of coke had poofed, so tze and john split the other bottle equally. then we all went back to class.

but, oh no, it wasn't over yet.

Wednesday - we went to see the play.

in the bus, well, john, tze and I were making fun of this p4 boy and girl.

we were laughing at their "young romance", how they would talk flirtingly, LOL.

actually, everyone was.

then we reached.

i felt bus sick.

nearly puked once more.

then we went to settle down, BLA BLA BLA.

there were badges in a bowl.

i thought it was for everyone.

i was wrong.

Me: Excuse me, are those badges for everyone?

Lady: No. *points at sign on top which says, "$3 a badge"*

Me: Oh. okay.

*when inside, i was thinking, OMG! RIPPPPOFF!!!*

we took our seats, with the young couple looking more romantic then ever, when i realized something - EVERYONE around us were either parents, teachers or...

KINDERGARTED KIDS!

SOME OF THEM PROBABLY HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED KINDERGARTEN!!!

i'm indirectly saying that the Jungle Book was quite lame.

and at the end, they went all, "Okay, kids! dance with us! shake your tousche!" (i discovered "tousche" was baby for butt)

they would go all, "repeat after me!"

"shake your hands! *they shake their hands* shake your 'tousche'! *they shake their butt*"

and the room was filled with kiddish giggles.

LOL.

and then somewhere in between I showed john and tze my bracelets i made.

they suggested i sell it to the young, romantic couple, so that they could"express their love".

LOL

i said, "No way!" laughing.

speaking of my creations, JOJO, i know you're reading this.

me and peh peh made you and UBER PRETTY bracelet. green in color.

peh peh wanted to give it to you. GIVE.

but I'm not peh peh.

PAY UP!

cheque or cash is okay, made payable to: "KRISTI IS THE MOST AWESHOME XIAO CHARBOR IN THE WORLD!!"

kidding.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

de debate and how it went

yo.

whew.

it happened last friday.

YEAH! I KNOW! THIS IS UBER LATE!! SHUSH!! (x

not like you were talking anyway.

for all i know, you were rocking back and forth in your computer chair, sucking your tongue staring at the screen.

if so, you better stop rocking that chair. you might fall backward. BLEH.

that bleh was UBER RANDOM.

hmmph.

so much has been happening.

so little time to blog about it.

yesh. that's HOW MUCH busy i am.

wow. that didnt sound right.

yesh. that's HOW UBER busy i am.

yepp. that works uber better.

yes. uber is a word.

if you go google up, "define:uber", well, just dont.

weird, bleh-ish stuff will come out.

and this time, this bleh AINT RANDOM.

wow. off-topic much.

OKAY.

so we went to RI for it.

dont. think. sick.

speaking of sick, i got uber bus sick. i would have puked but i knew better, sorta, anyway.

i hope this answers why we weren't around for the drama.

BLEH. i wish i'd missed it. i'd talk more about it later.

their hall is BIG BIG BIG!! or at least, i think it's their hall.

and it's actually not that big. it's the aircon that makes it aweshomee.

but the school is big, though.

WAY BIG.

and the toilets are clean.

the girls toilet anyway, which only the teachers would use, unless the pupils are doing a dare, or SERIOUSLY need a change of specs.

either that, or their feeling very... BLEH. better not mentioned.

so yeah. let's skip past all the walking here, walking there(took a long time) let's also skip talking, etc, BLEH. we shall skip until we sat down and that guy asked us for the third time or something to shut up.

even if you DONT want me to skip it, you dont have a choice. even if you spam my cbox and beg for me to NOT skip it, it's not going to work. and I can easily ban you from it anyway.

hah.

anyway, at first we were agaisnt Tao Nan, i think.

we lost. by 1/2 points.

breifing, BLA BLA BLA.

agaisnt St. Hilda's.

lost by 1.5 marks.

briefing, BLA BLA BLA.

and then it was lunch.

it was SUPPOSED to be lunch but apparently they think starving little kids is FUN. it took SO long for lunch to come, so we had a little potluck. not really, since I WAS the one supplying the mooost food, AHEM.

and then it was lunch. delicious lunch.

then we played catching, and i felt like puking coz i ran so much.

then miss tan called us back, we discussed what our impromptu topic MIGHT be, and went in for the breifing.

BLA. BLA. BLA. bleh.

agaisnt Moha Bodhi, or something. excuse my spelling.

we spent the 1 hour prep time UNwisely.

we were running around, and trying to copy what the other team in the next classroom was writing on the board, but we couldn't coz man darn! i cannot BELIEVE people have SUUUCH smalllll handwriting. BLEH.

and then John never stopped doing his UBER SICKSICKSICK MJ move.

then I sat at the teacher's desk, making me self-appointed teacher.

i appointed Tze Chun the ''monitor'' (mainly coz he wasn't doing the "Hump"(as john would call it) or trying to copy off the other team's whiteboard OR running around like a crazy monkey doing NOTHING.)

i tried to get him to stop John, but it only made things worse.

BLEH.

and then kenneth kept on blabbering on and on and on and on making it IMPOSSIBLE for me to concentrate. I got tze to get rid of him too, but once more...

BLEH.

in the last five minutes we had to cram everything up and in the end, our speeches only lasted approx 2.5 mins, instead of 4.

but it was fun.

fun-ish.

BLEH.

but it was quite uber embarrasing during one of the first to speeches when i paused like, UBER LONG after someone gave me a POI.

then I went: eeerrrr.

and then the judge went shaking his head.

BLEEEEEEHHHH.

but i got best speaker for the last round, which also just happens to be the MOST IMPORTANT round, which WE FINALLY WON.

but we still didnt get to the semis, which I'm gonna go watch later on at 2.

i wont be shocked if Cat High wins.

they even won the Swing Team.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

halloween

yo.

halloween.

hmmmph.

we dont really celebrate it here.

coz people get all psyched up about it thinking it's gonna bring ghosts around.

they might as well hire a demon-chaser thingii.

so. yesh.

i didnt celebrate much.

i dont see why people are so worried bout halloween.

we're not inviting ghosts over for a 5 course meal.

tea even. or plain water and a bye-bye.

we arent inviting them over at all.
it's just for FUN.

you know, fun?

like: Trick or Treating is FUN.

dressing up in the costumes and hangin out with friends is FUNner

stealing all the candy while your friend distracts the person who gives the candy is FUNnest!!

LOL. joking.

but if we really DID celebrate it here, watch out, folks.

but that didnt stop me.

oh, no it didnt.

i got some halloween candy, got dressed up in my costume and watched psych.

the 'tuesday the 17th' episode.

actually, it's the bollywood one, even though tuesday the 17th one is more halloween-ish it's overkill lar.

just like my lil bro and his nigahiga.

well, technically, not his, ryan higa has his own rights and stuff, and i hope no lawsuits happen and MOVING ON!!

Here's my oh-sho-aweshomee outfit:

oh-sho-aweshome, right? x)

Here's my lil bro's:

Both of us:

Well, of course, my big bro still had the best costume:(sorry, he didnt want his face taken. not just in this photo. in all photos. well, most lahr.)

so enthusiastic hor!!

dressed up in such a scary outfit!! *sarcarstic eyeroll*

it's like, so typical. these people ar, u bet they wont dress up, u earn fast bucks one.

(x

candy corn. good old candy corn.

i think it's all melted now. (:

we put it in this green bowl. we took a pic of it then left it as deco.

Note to self: Candy Corn= food, not deco.

i guess we could add some milk, shake it a little, add some whipped cream, and get ourselves a HALLOWEEN MILKSHAKE!!

yeah! and serve it to peeps in pubs.

it strikes me: the only people celebrating halloween, as in really celebrating, are people in pubs.

wait. they celebrate for everything. even good friday.

so it's not really counted.

izzit?

whew. i should stop.

why?

i've got exams coming. darn.

you know, my school decided to torture us.

they're draggin it on like xiao.

ah yo yo yo, have to study.

thus...

GTG.

i'm gonna revise, after 3 minutes slowly doze off, be waken up by someone to realize it's midnight, brush teeth, then sleep again.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

60th post, yo!

yo.

My blogs dead.

And most of the time, i'd immediately come to revive it.

So did I this time, if you count a month immediately enough.

what? YOU DONT?

WELL I DO!

like, how i promise to do my homework immediately, how i promise to turn off the comp immediately, that sort of thing.

i luuuuurve slacking.

WHAT? YOU DONT!?!

whao, you chao hardworking hor.

or at least, more hardworking then me.

I bet you, find someone less hardworking then me and i'll give you a million bucks.

i dont think you'll find one.

but if you do... dont count on the million bucks. you might receive an envelope of monopoly money.

wait. i dont even HAVE a monopoly set.

thus i'd give you nothing at all.

so skip the trouble of finding someone less hardworking, kay?

Movin on...

guess what my dream shoe is? CONVERSE! (most ppl might say heels, but, oi, those people must either suck at science and common sense or are illetarate, and thus cant read headlines, ahem ahem)

ah! i go so random.

anyway... GUESS WHO GOT HER DREAM SHOE!?!

What? You not in the mood for guessing?

spoilsport. WHERE'S YOUR OPTIMISTIC SPIRIT?

apparently down the drain.

well, friggin go take a plunger or some tweesers and fish them out. then give it a wash or two, coz, trust me, there are stuff down in the drain i dont even wanna mention.

mainly coz i just finished my tacos.

GUESS WHO HAD TACOS???

oh. obvious. like, duh, i just mentioned it.

AHHH I WENT OFF TOPIC I WAS TALKIN BOUT CONVERSE!

was I?

wait, lemme scroll up and check.

yep, i was.

ME GOT HER DREAM SHOE!

not really.

coz i went to IMM today, and i could have SWORN they had a converse shop.

well...at first...me search like xiao char bor. i couldnt find any. wait. that's not a big surprise. all i did was look at the thingii that mentioned all the shops on the first level.

but, OI! THAT'S STILL HARD WORK! I MEAN, I WASTED EYE POWER!!!

wait. there's not such thing as eye power.

thus i never wasted anything.

thus it wasnt counted a real search.

thus it was meant to be that I FOUND A CHEAPER VERSION AT FILA! AND IT LOOKED (almost) EXACTLY THE SAME!

three cheers for moi for doing such a good job at finding good deals!!!

*silence*

so. not. funny.

You didnt cheer? then Click here.

If you clicked...

man damn you must have had taken quite some time to come back!

i would say good riddance, but that would be rude.

then again. I DONT CARE!

movin on...tooo....TACOS!

you dont normally have them in s'pore but since i luuuuuurve them, to suit me exotic taste we walked up and down giant to find some taco shells!

emphasis on walking up and down.

and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down.

and FOUND THEM!!

so if you were just sitting there, ready for me to feel disapointed, LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

this is usually the part where i go all:''actually, no one is''. BUT NOT THIS TIME!

COZ I AM!!!

and i'm not just laughing ANY laugh...

I'M LAUGHING AN EVIL ONE!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

recently i learned a new laugh. it's similar.

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

see the difference?

YOU DONT???

go to that expensive, rip-off IMM spectacles shop and get your eyes checked!

but MOI doesnt! she has PERFECT eyesight!

hold up and a couple of fingers and back away slowly. keep on changing the number with everystep.

HAH!3, that's easy. 5, yes, 1, now, technically 2 and a half, and wait. hold it.

WHAT THE FRIGGIN CHEESE I CANT SEE FROM THERE!!!!

now I have to go to the shop and get MY eyes checked!!!!

curse it. curse it all.

hold on. me going to take vision break.

ah. back. now back away again and WHAT THE CHEESE I'M BACK WHERE TO WHERE I STARTED!

crap

ah. let's move on.

ah. i better go now.

ah. why am i saying so many ahs.

teehee

teeheehee

teeheehee

teeheeheehee

i would calculate that, but...

1)i'm not a random nerd.

2)i suck at mental calculation.

3)i would use my calculator

4)but i lost it.

5)no one stole it

6)I really lost it.

7)me is going to look for it immediately.

8)scroll up. see my definition of immediately.

9)That's why I havent found it.

10)teehee.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™