awakin from my r.i.p., yo.

yo.

so what, i havent been bloggin for some time.

here's a marathon to keep ya informed,yo. AND IT'S GOT DIFFERENT COLORS, YO!

*dramatic, desperate breath in*

*phew* here's something to start off this post...

what did i promise to blog about, and didnt blog about in the end coz it hasn't happened?

i would say, "GUESS?" but i have no more patience for ppl guessing, yo;)

CAMP!

ahhh! remember my post? pre-camp jitters? (you should search it up, you really should(;)
It's got all sorts of crap about being eaten alive by stuff.

IT'S NOT GONNA WORK OUT, PEOPLE! wanna read my whole list of fears? yeah, go to that blog post, yo;)

guess wht? CHECK OUT MY BLOG, YO! (you dont have a choice not to check it out, coz you already just DID) it's now 'sushibook'. something like facebook i invented(;.no, the links dont actually work, yo.

yet.

7th Sept exam date +Crappy playing +blurrness +probably strict examnier=FAIL, PEOPLE!

i dont wanna fail!! (do i? lemme check. yea, no, i don't.)

i'm doomed doomed doomeddoomeddoomeddoomeddoomed.

have i mentioned that i'm doomed?

yes, i think i have...not.

doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed.

Okay. NOW i have.

nigahiga is hilarious, people! (see? i now rock and randimity) but what's this got to do with anything? moving onnn....

emceeing. sigh. (wait, sigh? what kinda word is that? it should be *sigh*, yes?. No.)

it was ooooookkkkkk, i guess, emphasis on guess.

a certain talia is jealous cause i'm apparently always the one emceeing.

teehee.

talia, spend one WHOLE hour with timothy then you'll be grateful you werent chosen.

no offense to that poor hour spent on timothy to timothy.

lol.

lol lol.

lol lol lol.

???

anyway... I HAVE HANDMADE JEWELRY!(by moi, your's truly) i'll post a picture of it soon, dearest people, and i worked REAL HARD on it, so i think it's worth it.

not just worth it. it rocks, yo.

so far only earrings. but they're not only earrings. they're MY MAGNIFICIENT EARRINGS EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO EARHOLE I'M GONNA POSE WITH IT AND SMILE! but i dont know how it's gonna stay there, just like that. scotch tape, maybe.

and then i bring it to school, and u place your bid, people! IT'S WORTH YOUR BID! note: bring money.

i feel doomed.

correction: I don't just feel doomed, i am doomed.

I DONT FREAKING KNOW WHAT FREAKING HOMEWORK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO, MAN!

oh who cares. i'll just kenna mara(get scolding) by teacher and control my tears as she whips me with her cane.

joking. i think
oh,oh, i'll be fine. i guess.

YOU PEOPLE DONT GO ONLINE AT THE RIGHT TIME!

well, they do. i had the whole yesterday to ask coz almost every one was online but someone sent me this free rice link and i got addicted trying to beat him.curse you, jared actually it's not honestly his fault.

i cant believe i'm admitting this, but... : it's mine.

SO DIE LIAO DIE LIAO DIE LIAO!!!

and that's the end of my marathon. now you're informed. i've just woken up from my r.i.p.

and coz i never do homework i'm gonna DIE LIAO DIE LIAO AGAIN?

i live short.

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

P.S. Want to get your life ruined getting free rice like me? I gave 2190 grains. let's see u try and beat moi, yo;) Here's the link, yo.

aussie cousins

yo.

GUESS WHO'S COUSINS FROM AUSTRALIA CAME ON WEDNESDAY?

MOI's!!!

We haven't seen them in like, 5++ years...

at first we were all shy, but guess who broke the ice?

only the one and only... SUPER EFFECIENT KRISTI!!! (ya, you remember her from my previous blog post, right?) *heroic music goes somewhere around here*

she started a pillowfight with her brother, matt. if there's one thing I've discovered, it's that pillowfights are universal coversation starters. like, "ah hah! did that hurt?"

b4 i move on with what happened, i guess i forgot to mention WHO our cousins are.

Natalie is around...8, i think. Oliver is around... 9? or 10? and I think alex is 11...or 12... or SOMETHING.

sorry, my memory chao bad one.

we had gr8, typical singapore-food dinner, mainly coz they wont have any bck in the land of the koalas,(sry, couldnt help it.(: )

then we went quiet.

no convos starting. zilch.

then I pillowfighted!!!!

then natalie asked if she could join in, then alex. oliver was taking a shower, i think.

we hit hard. I think the pillows broke.

wait. i dont just think. I know. my mom's gonna get new ones;)

when oliver came out, i untied the pillow from the chair and passed it to him.

but of course, ian, my other brother, was too busy studying for common test to join in.

pity, pity. BUT IN YOUR FACE, IAN!!
teehee. anyway, we stayed up till quite late, before we went to bed. i bunked in with my brothers, and, OH! my back ached coz I slept on the cold, hard floor.

thanks for giving up your beds, bro. *eyeroll here*

but i think it did my back some good.

kidding, kidding.

OF COURSE IT DIDN'T!!

but it was nice. i used to sleep on the floor all the time. that was till I discovered that matresses were comfier.

HEY! SO WHAT IF I'M A LITTLE SLOW?

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

yo.

CALLING ALL C3IANS! CALLING ALL C3IANS!

have you done your 3d pop-up light blue file group project (shish, that was loooong-winded)???

if you haven't... this is the part where I laugh in your face!!

ready? actually, i dont care if you're ready or not, I'll just start laughing like CRAZY
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*cough**cough*

ahem. lemme try again.

MUA HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!

OKAY, i'M SATISFIED. (those not in c3, stay out of this)

yesterday, me went over to talia's to do project with debbie.

and HAVE YOU SEEN TALIA'S HOUSE IT'S SO FREAKING AWESOME THERE IS LIKE COOOL DECO AND STUFF AND NICE FURNITURE AND OMGOMGOMG!

sorry, had a crazy moment there;)

we alr had a starry bckground prepared( dark blue paper and stars pasted in random scattering order) and pasted it in my shoebox. (SEE? i so efficient, got ready-to-use shoebox somemore! *teehee*)

but it took us, like forever to trace out the guy beating up the tiger from MY shui hu zhuan book.

(urgh, beating up the tiger. talk about animal cruelty)

first we used the "what everyone in c1 is using during math class" meathod.

But, that didn't work. (those not in c3 OR c1, sorry to leave you out like this:D)

lemme explain.

first they trace it out...

OH YAH! i cant believe i missed out the tracing part!!!

we had NO tracing paper of any sort, so we used full scept.

USING FULLSCEPT WAS HARDHARDHARD!!

but, being oh-so-awesome-and-smart girls(applause goes here, thanyou, thankyou:D) , we used talia's dad's flashlight and tracing got easier. then, who knew, after a while, we realised it was easier WITHOUT THE FLASHLIGHT! teehee;)

oh yeah, this question goes out to talia: did the flashlight REALLY BREAK?? ;) teehee

anyways, after that(the tracing) we tried doing the c1, coloring on the back in pencil like craaazy, but it didn't work.

soooooooo.... who wants to guess what super efficient kristi thought up of? (heroic music)

(druuuuumroooooolllll)

she TRACED IT OUT!!

i think a "huh?" goes fits here real nicely

on the traced side, I darkened it, so the colored side would smudge it to the colored paper.

following me?

gr8, didn't think so;)

then we colored and colored, then we went to talia's room.

she has a nice opened window, and she stays on a high floor, so those living around would have heard something like this:

Kristi: GOOD DAY, FOLKS! EVERYONE SAY OOOOH-OHHH

Debbie, Talia and Natasha(tal's sister): OOOOH-OHHH!

Kristi: Say HEY-HEEEEY

Debbie, Tal and Nat: HEY-HEEEEEEEY

more shreiking, more yelling, screaming...

and so fast after that, we went home, after I thought talia a few things bout blogger (see? i really am.... SUPER EFFICIENT KRISTI!! ) omg, that sounded SO nerdy, let's just pretend you didn't read that nerd crap

anyways, that was all.

in case u didn't know, it's psle marking day, so we have TWO DAYS OFF!!

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

Quick Note

yo.

I feel so stupid coz I forgot to tag ppl in prevous blog post. So now I tag everyone.

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

tag marathon

this tag is called... 3 random thoughts. What you think... you type.

1)If sheesh isn't allowed to exist, why should shish?

2)Love triangles have 3 points, aka 3 people. that would make one of the 3 gay.

3)Some people are only alive coz i dont own a gun that could possibly shoot them.

11 qs.Name the following:

1) what's infront of you right now? I dunno... like, duh, the COMPUTER?

2)What was the last thing you drank? MYOB. but it was sweet. no idea what it was. but it was sweet.

3)How many internet windows are opened now? One or two, but plenty of tabs.

4)What do you feel like doing most now? I've gotta say - eat.

5) Why aren't you doing that? I just ate just now, I cant eat again, can I? sheesh.

6)Who was your last text from? I dunno, I guess I forgot.

7)Do you have a twitter? Yes I have a twitter. do you? you don't? then dont talk so much.

8) What song are you currently listening to? Demi Lovato - Solo.

9)Who's your fave artist? Currently? Taylor Swift.

10)What time is it now? 11:27PM

11)If it's late, why aren't you asleep? I dont take orders from tags, fyi.

You, yourself, and... you?

Name the following:

Your myopic degree: 2 degrees, by next year maybe more.

Your star sign: Gemini

Success or Failure?: What do you mean, success or failure??

Have a Crush?: Maybe;)

Crushed on?: You expect me to know?

Depressed?: Facebook quiz says I am.

Friends...?: Losta.;)

Fave radio DJs: Muttons to Midnight

Fave TV show: Ned's Declassified School survival guide.

Fave word: typical;)

BFF?: uhm, what's the answer supposed to be, this isn't even a proper question.

Good at blog templates?:Trying to learn hmtl(and failing. not really, but they lost me at pictures and tables) if you want proof that bad, go to my prevous blog. it's a page of embarresment.

Thinking of him/her?:Who is him/her?

Read the papers?: Only the comics.

Smart?:Pfft. I wish.

Siblings?:2. that makes 3 of us.

Sick of this tag?: Oh, yes.

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

There is a Muslim man and a Sikh man. The Sikh man needs a money loan and goes to the muslim man. The Muslim Man says:"I'll lend you some money if you say that all muslims are nice, wonderful people." The Sikh man agrees and promptly repeats, but adds, "Sikhs are big liars."

pills.

yo.

quick q - how many of you guys can take pills?

firstly, I CAN!!!!! teehee;)

kenna sick lar, fever, runny nose, cough, bodyaches...

oh, wait, just realized.

kenna.

all are SYMPTONS OF PIG CANCER!!!!

did test. doctor chao weird, take out this.... thing, ask me to put inside nose(i was like, WHAT???? PUT INSIDE NOSE DO WHAT?) and then he had my mucas in this.... chao weird thing, and then he said, '(ahem)we have to wait for a few minutes to see if it's a negative or a (freaking) positive.'

i'm..... NEGATIVE!!!

(know, dont jinxx it, that means i'm kk. PERFECTLY KK, just for the matter. actually, not perfectly) oh, and fyi, i swiped a sweet at the doctor's. teehee.

yesterday my face was as red as... hong bao;)(fever what, 39.4!!! oh, quit laughing. in fact, if diesease was transmittable by internet, you'll be hiding. LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!?!)

then whole day after icas (followed by doctor, fyi) do nothing but read, sleep, OH WAKE UP TO EAT!!, then take pills.

these are my first. CHAO bitter. coz at first, it didn't go down.

it got stuck in my throat, and i was like all, "HELP!!! IT WENT DOWN WRONG PIPE!!!!"

of course, no one heard. mom was... yah, where WERE you? matt was in school, ian was in jap class, and me? alone in living room, desprately drinking water.

OH YAH! how do u remove pills from their little "hole''?

i used scissors until pills got scratch marks.

HEY! NOT LIKE YOU COULD HAVE DONE ANY BETTER!!!

(o, maybe u culd;))

anyway, i spit them out, and they were all.... powdery, urgh. i choked(on nothing, really, it was for'oh mi gosh they're like freaking bitter' effect) and tried again.

it took three full cups of water to get it down (and fyi, my cup ain't small)

does over-water kill you??

i had 2 pills, by the way. second time round better.

then i had to suck this grape sweet for sore throat, and then my taste buds went numb and i was upset coz I COULDN'T FREAKING TASTE A THING!!! i wasted one mochi figuring that out.

then i slept some more. and when ian came back, seeing my face freaking red, he started to back away. sslooooowwwwwllllyyy.

Man, if this is how tramatized ian looks, THIS COULD LAST FOREVER, DUDE!!!;) i speak of blackmail;)

except for.... not being able to breathe. nose stuck like blue cheese.

before i went to brush teeth, i saw his toothbrush and rinsing cup covered in tissue, as if THAT would stop the germs.

figures;)

another bad thing bout sickness is.... I HAVE NO APPETITE!!! WHAT KIND OF GLUTTON HAS NO APPETITE!!!???!!!! after only 3 bites of rice, i was done for, like the buffet i went to Conrad hotel, when i ate sooo much(it was all-you-can-eat), i bet they wished they'd charged more. like, 1,000 bucks more.

Cheryl Teo also kenna. same as moi. checked fb. Isabella also kenna. SO MANY PEOPLE KENNA, WHAT'S WRONG WITH US?

where was i?

oh, yea, right.

got carried away.

just finished hw asignments i knew about from ringing up ppl.

i wonder if i get to miss ting xie tomorrow. my MC IS until friday, but i wanna go to skul on fri, it's NATIONAL DAY and i get to where my red tee with white pants, which i've been longin to where, think it'll look... chic;) teehee, only jk, jk.

omg. music is starting to come out from my comp. WHERE IS IT COMING FROM?

...

omg, it just stopped.

that's.... scary.

teehee;)

but, no kidding.

anyway, guess what? for superstar, tze chun and dylan originally sick, than me and cheryl kenna, now only left talia and shermaine, teacher is FREAKING OUT! and honestly, i'm enjoying it teehee.

it's not like i've got anything else to say.

sayo nara!!

(btw, i just realised how loongg this post is)

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

yo.

i noe i'm too old to be playing games with myself, but...

what news do you want first, the good news, or the bad news?? Well, i don't know, the good news sounds good. okay

of course, i already know what's coming. the games was to entertain you a little;) teehee. (btw, appreciate the table coz it took me forever to figure out where the html code went wrong)

anyway, the good news: I GOT A PEDI!!*cheering goes here* not a mani, of course, there's school.

i would have taken a pic of it, but I'm to lazy to care.

anyways, might as well describe it to you.

it's not exactly light pink, it's more... hot pink. or funky pink. quit laughing, i'm not a color genius

it's quite glittery, and no,fyi, there isn't any design on it. even though I would hv preferred it unplain, what's the point? i like to admire it's color;)

and the good news keeps on coming.(not for you, for me!! teehee)

at 7-Eleven, i stopped by to try my luck at the Mr. Men and Little Miss Keychain.

WHOO! do I hear a, 'congrats?'

*silence*

oh, quit laughing.

I GOT A LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE AND LITTLE MISS CHATTERBOX! begginers luck eh?

look who's laughing now!(actually, no one is, really.)

and no, I won't sell it, not even for $10. (but $100 is a good deal, don't you think?)

and that's just about it, really. tnx for playing the game with me. good day, folks. oi, helloo, the games not over. what's the bad news? oh right, teehee. almost forgot.

the bad news.... is the homework. don't teachers understand what a weekend means??

apparently not.

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.