camp.

yo.

For your information: In this post, I'm describing the camp as nicely as I can.

Here's the review I promised.

Let's skip the crap and get straight to it: Camp... sucked. big time.

I wasted $70++ just to find out how much worse it was compared to how the school made it seem.

They went all:''it's a fun and oh-so-awesome experience''.

let's see them bathe in same cubicle then they know.

*ahem* shall i elaborate?

no, i shall not
It was OH-SO-HORRID! ask anyone who went: they would say it sucked big time, espeacially those who were deprived of going on the flying fox by certain people, *ahem, ahem.* let me tell you what happened, yo.

we went to school, and were split into two teams.

I was originally supposed to be in group 1, but a certain SOMEONE didn't come last minute and I was pushed to group2.

Did that mind me? No, no, coz because of that I MISSED THE FLYING FOX, AHEM, AHEM!

ouch.

who wants to guess how my hair smelt like?

IT SMELT LIKE URINE, WHAT THE BLUE CHEESE.

i didn't even pee the whole time i was at camp! (jkjk lar. but it was so dirty, i almost didn't)

I'm not 'xiao jie'. at least, i don't think so:)

i'm not as xiao jie as a certain *ahem**ahem* who yelled at me for spilling a small portion of soap on her.

Well, I guess everyone but me would have yelled;) I'm too...*don't scare the slightest bit about your nonsense kinda person*. some people care too much.;)

*ahem* movin on...;)

I hate the camp T. Hate it hate it hate it. the designs of some classes are SO NICE! but OURS? Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.

Have I mentioned I hate it?

*big shock* I HAVEN'T?

Well, here it is: Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.

There you go.

Ours was supposed to be lime green.

It turned out boring blue.

heellllloooo, are you people COLOR BLIND? you know, there's a BIG diff between boring blue(yes, that's an actual color. imo anyway) and lime green.

Get your eyes checked.

I'm not sick - I hated bathing in the same cubicle.

3 girls in one, can spend only 1 min.

Of course, no one looked lar...

OMG. DID YOU LOOK?

EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW!

sorry. as i was sayin...

they call that a shower, yo? IT WAS LIKE WATER DROPPING OFF A LEAF!

The tap from the sink had more water...

And i was the only one washing my hair there;)

The food...well, the food... well, me being a glutton, i could stand everything(even the uncooked veggies) except the FRIGGIN UNRIPE BANANNA! i tell you, mine was still green.

and hard. not soft bananna-ish.

We had backwoodsman cooking, in which we almost finished cooking something, but, duh, since everything was rushed, we ate UNCOOKED DOUGH! i poured so much sugar on mine(to distract it from the uncooked dough taste) i became hyper!

Which was kinda good coz later on we had campfire.

The only thing I'm not going to complain about, other than the fact we sat there for so frigging long, i got leg cramp.

So for all of you who didn't go to camp...

You should be feeling lucky.

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

awakin from my r.i.p., yo.

yo.

so what, i havent been bloggin for some time.

here's a marathon to keep ya informed,yo. AND IT'S GOT DIFFERENT COLORS, YO!

*dramatic, desperate breath in*

*phew* here's something to start off this post...

what did i promise to blog about, and didnt blog about in the end coz it hasn't happened?

i would say, "GUESS?" but i have no more patience for ppl guessing, yo;)

CAMP!

ahhh! remember my post? pre-camp jitters? (you should search it up, you really should(;)
It's got all sorts of crap about being eaten alive by stuff.

IT'S NOT GONNA WORK OUT, PEOPLE! wanna read my whole list of fears? yeah, go to that blog post, yo;)

guess wht? CHECK OUT MY BLOG, YO! (you dont have a choice not to check it out, coz you already just DID) it's now 'sushibook'. something like facebook i invented(;.no, the links dont actually work, yo.

yet.

7th Sept exam date +Crappy playing +blurrness +probably strict examnier=FAIL, PEOPLE!

i dont wanna fail!! (do i? lemme check. yea, no, i don't.)

i'm doomed doomed doomeddoomeddoomeddoomeddoomed.

have i mentioned that i'm doomed?

yes, i think i have...not.

doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed.

Okay. NOW i have.

nigahiga is hilarious, people! (see? i now rock and randimity) but what's this got to do with anything? moving onnn....

emceeing. sigh. (wait, sigh? what kinda word is that? it should be *sigh*, yes?. No.)

it was ooooookkkkkk, i guess, emphasis on guess.

a certain talia is jealous cause i'm apparently always the one emceeing.

teehee.

talia, spend one WHOLE hour with timothy then you'll be grateful you werent chosen.

no offense to that poor hour spent on timothy to timothy.

lol.

lol lol.

lol lol lol.

???

anyway... I HAVE HANDMADE JEWELRY!(by moi, your's truly) i'll post a picture of it soon, dearest people, and i worked REAL HARD on it, so i think it's worth it.

not just worth it. it rocks, yo.

so far only earrings. but they're not only earrings. they're MY MAGNIFICIENT EARRINGS EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO EARHOLE I'M GONNA POSE WITH IT AND SMILE! but i dont know how it's gonna stay there, just like that. scotch tape, maybe.

and then i bring it to school, and u place your bid, people! IT'S WORTH YOUR BID! note: bring money.

i feel doomed.

correction: I don't just feel doomed, i am doomed.

I DONT FREAKING KNOW WHAT FREAKING HOMEWORK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO, MAN!

oh who cares. i'll just kenna mara(get scolding) by teacher and control my tears as she whips me with her cane.

joking. i think
oh,oh, i'll be fine. i guess.

YOU PEOPLE DONT GO ONLINE AT THE RIGHT TIME!

well, they do. i had the whole yesterday to ask coz almost every one was online but someone sent me this free rice link and i got addicted trying to beat him.curse you, jared actually it's not honestly his fault.

i cant believe i'm admitting this, but... : it's mine.

SO DIE LIAO DIE LIAO DIE LIAO!!!

and that's the end of my marathon. now you're informed. i've just woken up from my r.i.p.

and coz i never do homework i'm gonna DIE LIAO DIE LIAO AGAIN?

i live short.

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

P.S. Want to get your life ruined getting free rice like me? I gave 2190 grains. let's see u try and beat moi, yo;) Here's the link, yo.