yo.

I just couldn't stay away.

so i'm back. before my tuition starts, anyways

OH SHUCKS! TUITION HOMEWORK!

goodbye, this post was completely redundant.

p.s. note to you: youtube up "hello mother hello father". reminds me of when big bro was at camp.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

welcome back me!

yo.

hello people of all ages, race, and other crazy stuff we shouldn't discriminate people by.

whoops.

I've been gone for so long, y'all. Bet you guys(girls too) didn't even miss me. hmmph.

You could at least say "welcome back, you!"

it doesnt take alot of energy.

Unless you're lazy, dull, evil, and other craziER stuff we shouldn't discriminate people by.

wow. major dejavu there.

hmmm.

what to say, what to say.

see no evil, hear no evil, say no evil!

okay, that wasn't appropriate.

ah yes. how about:

i'm in fa6 this year, people.

it's great coz "fa6" looks just a little like "fab"

yes? So this year, i'm in the fab-est class in the whole level!

hmm, not perfect either, but it's a good start.

(for security precautions I need to take for MY sake, i shall keep names coded)

(then again, coding takes effort. i'm just too lazy)

some aweshomeees have moved to different classes. Some not-exctly-aweshomees have moved in. More new people to get angry at, laugh at, snort at, and roll our eyes at.

MISS YOU!

moved up to c2. OH WHY OH WHY!!

C2 is hardd. I'd say i'm getting the hang of it... but then i'd be lying.

but then again, people can lie, can't they?

so... I'M GETTING THE HANG OF BEING IN C2!

m3 is better. less... stressful, maybe? ;D

some people change. others dont. that was so random.

teachers are nice. "dedicated" 's the word.

you know what? writing this stuff, not really happy doing so, let me try writing something else.

Don't stop believing!

(yes, i watch glee)

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

the p6 girl learning to adapt.

cuzzies!!

yo.

what do you define as a "cuzzie"?

no, dont google that up, i dont think you'll find much.

dont think so anyway.

to you, maybe a cuzzie is just "My parent's sibling's kids."

That's not how i think.

coz my cuzzies ROCK ROCK ROCK!

they rock so much the rocking chair broke.

dont get it?

*shock* YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! *flips hair* *chokes on flipped hair*

eww, right?

right.

no?

try flipping your hair into your mouth.

try choking on it.

try spitting it out.

try watching it covered in spit.

try thinking this post is so eww you should close the window.

LOL. wait... how did it get from cousins to eating hair?

wait, wait, lemme check.

Okay, got it.

KRISTI STAY FOCCUSEDDD.

anyways, our oh-sho-aweshomee cousins (not all, unfortunately. NIZZ HOW COULD YOU? :D same with elliot and steph and all others. LOL. wait. all others? for those in our generation, that's all. ;p)

anyways, only nigel, nicole and (oh-the-horror) nevin came. how could you guys? YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE PACKED IN EUNICE AND ELLIOT AND STEPH TOO! note to you: by bigger suitcases. (x

LOL. and you guys leave on Monday. MONDAY, I TELL YA! how could you guys! stay for longer lar! (then again who am I to critisize? This chinese new year i only stayed for 3-4 days. LOL.)

oh dont you point fingers at me! think of the example you're setting to little nevin! LOL.

no hard feelings? we ARE family!!

COUSINS!!

yes... right?

...

we first came together again at nat's place. went for dinner, and stayed for as long as we could.

aka

11.

OH DONT GO LAUGHING! IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB, YEA?

oh, so maybe you can. hmmph. (; show off.

the night was still youuuuung.

but of course, we had a blast.

even though it was short.

it was fun to see cuzzies again.

after dinner we went walking round the condo.

yes, so if you saw a bunch of rowdy kids downstairs, uber high chance it was us. but we're not just ANY bunch of rowdy kids laughing and waking sleepy kids up and running around like people gone gila.

No...

we were THE bunch of rowdy kids laughing and waking sleepy kids up and running around like people gone gila.

LOL. no kidding we were LOOOUD.

then we also watched white chicks.

it was good, yo.

then yea, we said goodbye, boohoo, me and nicole cried, and the rest of them were just SO HARDCORE EH!

but of course, we were over-emotional.

coz we saw each other again...lemme count.

okay, my counting sucks.

we saw each other again... let's be vague.

a couple o' days later.

at our place.

longer of course. from 3 eh!!

we did tons, it was fun, and we had a little "councelling"session.

jealous? (x

but of course big bro had to be the anti social one and take out his tuition homework and start doing it.

of all times ian! OF ALL TIMES!

you could have done it yesterday when you playing with the comp like xiao charbor!

okay, char bor means girl.

ah, close enough anyways.

then we went out of the house and around for tour.

yes, it's fun to tour people's condos.

you sould try it. really.

ah, good times.

then we had dinner, watched another movie, and THEY HAD TO GO AGAIN!

we were like all, "THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG!" once more.

i did my puppy face.

note to self: puppy face only worked when you were 5.

ah.

THEY LEFT AT 10.

which was earlier.

oh quit laughing.

well, we'll be seeing each other again tmr. i hope.

thurrsdaayyy.

CANT WAIT CUZZIES!!

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

holiday. bleh bleh blllleeeehhhh.

yo.

the holidays have started.

and man, it's so bleh-ishly booooring.

boooring with a capital N for Nothing to do.

I'm not going over seas till christmas.

so.

those people happily sipping margheritas(sp?) in hawaii BETTER NOT LAUGH!

and BETTER GET ME A SOUVEINIER!

ah.

ah ah.

ah ah ah.

ah ah

ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah

ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah ah

ah

ah

didn't those "ah"s sorta resemble a christmas tree?

No?

BLEH.

i just realized my blog tags are getting weirder and weirder.

not this one.

this one is still prrettty sane.

pretty. not very.

anyways, on tuesday, my mom got all three of us bored, bored kids to help her wash the car.

actually, i have a weird feeling we just made it dirtier.

coz there was this big patch of dirt that wasn't there before and NEVER MIND!!

note to self - big sponge. FUN.

cloth - not so, but good for splashing water+ soap and big bro.

then we went swimming.

not really, at times I would just cling to my mom like a koala bear.

koala bears roooock. x)

anyways,

i also spant the time coming up with new insults for my older bro, and racing with my younger bro, coz i'll ALWAYS win. LOL

then I raced with my older bro. i was gonna win till he pulled me backwards.

foul. play.

fowl. play.

yep. it'll be nice to call him a bird.

for the past dont know how many days I've been calling him a ferbie.

you know, those little, fluffy light up toys that have rabbit ears and an owl's head with big light up eyes that purr, "FERBIEE" whenever yopu press the stomache?

yep. those rock too.

you should go google: "Define: ferbie" and see what comes on. i'm not really sure, since I haven't tried it out yet.

you should also google up picturess.

and gimme links to them so I can see a ferbie ferbie, not a me-nickname-bro-to-get-him-agitated-but-it's-not-actually-WORKING ferbie.

yep yep.

and this holiday I've also been working hard hard HARD for the beethoven concert, which is later on tonight.

tickets sold out eh!!! IMPRESSIVE HOR!!

say yes, or my ego would be huuurt.

it's this beethoven cycle thingii, and I'll be singing "ode to joy"

you know, the one in "Get Smart" with anna hathaway with the bomb about to KABBOOOOOSH! (excuse my sound ffex) i think it's the same one.

I'm not sure.

and if promises survive I'll be bakling cookies later.

cookies that YOU will NEVERRR get to try.

unless, somehow, you DO, then.... NVM!! (x

ahhh.

this is getting dull.

I'm Getting dull.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

what those who missed the drama did

yo.

you know how the debate people missed the drama coz it clashed with the uhm, debate?

YESH.

so we had an uber fun time doing other stuff.

it kickstarted with PIZZA!

miss ang treated us to teriyaki and hawaiian pizza.

Hawaiian was the first to go.

and then John had to go up and call the rest down, and the second he left, tze went all: "Hurry! eat before John conmes back and finishes it all!"

and then all of us (including miss ang) laughed.

we all hurried to take the hawaiian, coz teriyaki didnt really seem very appetizing at first.

then it seemed like so much.

so anyone who walked by, miss ang would offer them a slice.

only 1 out of 2 would take one.

(well, only 2 people waled byu anyway)

then John came back and we all started eating laughing bla bla-ing.

and then we were like all:

*miss ang returns from getting cups for our coke*

Hong Kai: MISS ANG! JOHN WANTS TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING!

Miss Ang: What is it? *pauses* is it something disgusting?

Tze: It's a dance move

I: Yeah. it's a MJ dance move

Miss Ang: *raises eyebrows* Oh really?

*laughing* yes.

*John does the hump* (for those who dont know what it is, it's an UBER SICK MOVE where Michael jackson holds his "thing" and dances.)

*all of us laughing uber hard, almost spilling coke*

Miss Ang: I thought you said it wasn't disgusting! when you said it was an MJ move, i expected a moonwalk or something!!

*all of us still laughing uber hard*

That. was. fun.

then eventually, the pizza finished, and one bottle of coke had poofed, so tze and john split the other bottle equally. then we all went back to class.

but, oh no, it wasn't over yet.

Wednesday - we went to see the play.

in the bus, well, john, tze and I were making fun of this p4 boy and girl.

we were laughing at their "young romance", how they would talk flirtingly, LOL.

actually, everyone was.

then we reached.

i felt bus sick.

nearly puked once more.

then we went to settle down, BLA BLA BLA.

there were badges in a bowl.

i thought it was for everyone.

i was wrong.

Me: Excuse me, are those badges for everyone?

Lady: No. *points at sign on top which says, "$3 a badge"*

Me: Oh. okay.

*when inside, i was thinking, OMG! RIPPPPOFF!!!*

we took our seats, with the young couple looking more romantic then ever, when i realized something - EVERYONE around us were either parents, teachers or...

KINDERGARTED KIDS!

SOME OF THEM PROBABLY HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED KINDERGARTEN!!!

i'm indirectly saying that the Jungle Book was quite lame.

and at the end, they went all, "Okay, kids! dance with us! shake your tousche!" (i discovered "tousche" was baby for butt)

they would go all, "repeat after me!"

"shake your hands! *they shake their hands* shake your 'tousche'! *they shake their butt*"

and the room was filled with kiddish giggles.

LOL.

and then somewhere in between I showed john and tze my bracelets i made.

they suggested i sell it to the young, romantic couple, so that they could"express their love".

LOL

i said, "No way!" laughing.

speaking of my creations, JOJO, i know you're reading this.

me and peh peh made you and UBER PRETTY bracelet. green in color.

peh peh wanted to give it to you. GIVE.

but I'm not peh peh.

PAY UP!

cheque or cash is okay, made payable to: "KRISTI IS THE MOST AWESHOME XIAO CHARBOR IN THE WORLD!!"

kidding.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

de debate and how it went

yo.

whew.

it happened last friday.

YEAH! I KNOW! THIS IS UBER LATE!! SHUSH!! (x

not like you were talking anyway.

for all i know, you were rocking back and forth in your computer chair, sucking your tongue staring at the screen.

if so, you better stop rocking that chair. you might fall backward. BLEH.

that bleh was UBER RANDOM.

hmmph.

so much has been happening.

so little time to blog about it.

yesh. that's HOW MUCH busy i am.

wow. that didnt sound right.

yesh. that's HOW UBER busy i am.

yepp. that works uber better.

yes. uber is a word.

if you go google up, "define:uber", well, just dont.

weird, bleh-ish stuff will come out.

and this time, this bleh AINT RANDOM.

wow. off-topic much.

OKAY.

so we went to RI for it.

dont. think. sick.

speaking of sick, i got uber bus sick. i would have puked but i knew better, sorta, anyway.

i hope this answers why we weren't around for the drama.

BLEH. i wish i'd missed it. i'd talk more about it later.

their hall is BIG BIG BIG!! or at least, i think it's their hall.

and it's actually not that big. it's the aircon that makes it aweshomee.

but the school is big, though.

WAY BIG.

and the toilets are clean.

the girls toilet anyway, which only the teachers would use, unless the pupils are doing a dare, or SERIOUSLY need a change of specs.

either that, or their feeling very... BLEH. better not mentioned.

so yeah. let's skip past all the walking here, walking there(took a long time) let's also skip talking, etc, BLEH. we shall skip until we sat down and that guy asked us for the third time or something to shut up.

even if you DONT want me to skip it, you dont have a choice. even if you spam my cbox and beg for me to NOT skip it, it's not going to work. and I can easily ban you from it anyway.

hah.

anyway, at first we were agaisnt Tao Nan, i think.

we lost. by 1/2 points.

breifing, BLA BLA BLA.

agaisnt St. Hilda's.

lost by 1.5 marks.

briefing, BLA BLA BLA.

and then it was lunch.

it was SUPPOSED to be lunch but apparently they think starving little kids is FUN. it took SO long for lunch to come, so we had a little potluck. not really, since I WAS the one supplying the mooost food, AHEM.

and then it was lunch. delicious lunch.

then we played catching, and i felt like puking coz i ran so much.

then miss tan called us back, we discussed what our impromptu topic MIGHT be, and went in for the breifing.

BLA. BLA. BLA. bleh.

agaisnt Moha Bodhi, or something. excuse my spelling.

we spent the 1 hour prep time UNwisely.

we were running around, and trying to copy what the other team in the next classroom was writing on the board, but we couldn't coz man darn! i cannot BELIEVE people have SUUUCH smalllll handwriting. BLEH.

and then John never stopped doing his UBER SICKSICKSICK MJ move.

then I sat at the teacher's desk, making me self-appointed teacher.

i appointed Tze Chun the ''monitor'' (mainly coz he wasn't doing the "Hump"(as john would call it) or trying to copy off the other team's whiteboard OR running around like a crazy monkey doing NOTHING.)

i tried to get him to stop John, but it only made things worse.

BLEH.

and then kenneth kept on blabbering on and on and on and on making it IMPOSSIBLE for me to concentrate. I got tze to get rid of him too, but once more...

BLEH.

in the last five minutes we had to cram everything up and in the end, our speeches only lasted approx 2.5 mins, instead of 4.

but it was fun.

fun-ish.

BLEH.

but it was quite uber embarrasing during one of the first to speeches when i paused like, UBER LONG after someone gave me a POI.

then I went: eeerrrr.

and then the judge went shaking his head.

BLEEEEEEHHHH.

but i got best speaker for the last round, which also just happens to be the MOST IMPORTANT round, which WE FINALLY WON.

but we still didnt get to the semis, which I'm gonna go watch later on at 2.

i wont be shocked if Cat High wins.

they even won the Swing Team.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

debate .

yo.

hmm.

debate's tomorrow.

am I prepared?

duh...no.

not at all.

For the prop speech...it's fine.ish. It's supposed to last 4 minutes.

2 minutes 30 secs is close enough. I'll just stall. somehow.

Opp sppech...

I've got : Chairperson, judges, ladies and gentlemen, today...

and i'm stuck.

hmmm.

my blog looks different. almost uglier. urgh.

I should change black to a more interesting color.

Like... uhm...

i've got an honest nothing.

If there was ever a day when all your best ideas were just drained out, wooshed out...

it would be now.

coz, honestly?

i've got nothing.

dejavu. why do I feel as if I've said it before?

OH! I KNOW!

coz I have.

hmmm.

during debate practice we googled up each other.

my facebook didnt come out, like everyone else.

But my blog did.

That's why I'm wondering why no one reads it.

Like, come ON.

If you people did, you guys would write in my cbox.

so why dont you?

WRITE!

wow. i've got nothing else to say. that's a first.

tata.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

pix by moi

yo.

they say if you dont take care of your eyes...

you will kenna myopia!!

i dont wanna get myopia.

u dont want to either. but if you dont have pretty natural things to look at(only ugly ones) lemme help ya out.

nice , hor? (x

i took them. yesh, i know. my photography rocks.

my bro claimed he also took a cactus and kept on insisting that the one above was his, until we serached through all the pics and found his ugly cactus pic.

u noe the pix u find in ur science textbook? they dont care bout lighting. scenery.

they only take a quick pic, go, "OMG! I THINK I SEE ANOTHER [insert nerdy sciemtific plant name here]!! let's go!!"

that was my bro's pic.

i dont bother uploading things like that.

i really dont.

so, yesh, i know staring at plants from a computer screen might make things worse, but, please lahr, appreciate the effort.

VOTE FOR UR FAVE OF THE 4!!

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

halloween

yo.

halloween.

hmmmph.

we dont really celebrate it here.

coz people get all psyched up about it thinking it's gonna bring ghosts around.

they might as well hire a demon-chaser thingii.

so. yesh.

i didnt celebrate much.

i dont see why people are so worried bout halloween.

we're not inviting ghosts over for a 5 course meal.

tea even. or plain water and a bye-bye.

we arent inviting them over at all.
it's just for FUN.

you know, fun?

like: Trick or Treating is FUN.

dressing up in the costumes and hangin out with friends is FUNner

stealing all the candy while your friend distracts the person who gives the candy is FUNnest!!

LOL. joking.

but if we really DID celebrate it here, watch out, folks.

but that didnt stop me.

oh, no it didnt.

i got some halloween candy, got dressed up in my costume and watched psych.

the 'tuesday the 17th' episode.

actually, it's the bollywood one, even though tuesday the 17th one is more halloween-ish it's overkill lar.

just like my lil bro and his nigahiga.

well, technically, not his, ryan higa has his own rights and stuff, and i hope no lawsuits happen and MOVING ON!!

Here's my oh-sho-aweshomee outfit:

oh-sho-aweshome, right? x)

Here's my lil bro's:

Both of us:

Well, of course, my big bro still had the best costume:(sorry, he didnt want his face taken. not just in this photo. in all photos. well, most lahr.)

so enthusiastic hor!!

dressed up in such a scary outfit!! *sarcarstic eyeroll*

it's like, so typical. these people ar, u bet they wont dress up, u earn fast bucks one.

(x

candy corn. good old candy corn.

i think it's all melted now. (:

we put it in this green bowl. we took a pic of it then left it as deco.

Note to self: Candy Corn= food, not deco.

i guess we could add some milk, shake it a little, add some whipped cream, and get ourselves a HALLOWEEN MILKSHAKE!!

yeah! and serve it to peeps in pubs.

it strikes me: the only people celebrating halloween, as in really celebrating, are people in pubs.

wait. they celebrate for everything. even good friday.

so it's not really counted.

izzit?

whew. i should stop.

why?

i've got exams coming. darn.

you know, my school decided to torture us.

they're draggin it on like xiao.

ah yo yo yo, have to study.

thus...

GTG.

i'm gonna revise, after 3 minutes slowly doze off, be waken up by someone to realize it's midnight, brush teeth, then sleep again.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

let's see how many times i use random in this post.

yo.

you know, i just feel so random now.

so i'll BE random. like any other random person.

hey, let's have a mini competition.

not official. coz mini competitions are never official.

are they?

like the mini random competition i had with yushan.

on who knew more songs.

english of course.

chinese she surely win.

i only know like 5 chinese songs.

yes, that includes 'twinkle little star' in chinese.

actually not really. like, i only know half the song. or something.

more like one word in eng and one word in chinese, then 5 words in eng and the rest hummed out. x)

and then those cursed 'twinke stars' up there will laugh at me and sing it in like, 56 different languages in my face.

then i'll put them on the disneyland small world ride and then they'll come out singing it's a small world. then we'll see who's laughing. the small world will. actually, whoever composed small world. and the many peeps who translated it.

but really the world's not that small.

it took me SUCH a long time to get from one point of s'pore to the other.

times that by a hundred.

minus one km.

then times that again.and again and again and LOOK HOW BIG THE WORLD IS!!

it's bigger than...uhm...THE ISTANA!! lol. the istana really isnt that big.

IS IT??

wow. now the people on the internet trying to hunt them down in real life know rougly where i live.

wow. that's alot of random info.

i bet you guys arent actually reading this junk.

you guys are probably thinking, "Wow. that's junk i dont need to know. lt me just scroll down to the cbox and write "LOL" just to pretend i was readin"

or they could be like, reading the first word of this post, then scrolling all the way to the bottom and readin the last word.

and that's worse than peeps skipping lines. once more, LOL joanna.

http://survive2012.com/index.php/2012possibilities.html

you know how everyone's babbling on, on and ON about something bad happening in 2012?

i found this link on google.

my bro(big one) says it's stupid.

want a laugh?

no one's stoppin you.

alien invasion some more.

wow. you know. i just feel so random bored.

i should probably blog bout the math paper.

it was killer.

coz this is killer, my maths paper,

mr choy set it just so freaking hard

coz this is killer, it's really hard

i wonder how many survived this

killer, killer, killer!!

think of it with michael jackson's "thriller" tune.

only more kristi-ish. x)

how does a kristi sound like?

you'll see. x)

i guess i should stop here.

whew.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

oh-so-aweshomee psych ;D

a widget of the oh-so-aweshome series i was talkin about

beat boredom!!

yo.

yes, folks, it's that time of year.

no, not christmas, but hey, feel free to get me something. surprise me!

prefably with something shown in my fave series. psych. like the cool mug. or the 34 bucks bobble head.

as I said, surprise me.

this goes out to a very bored someone all the way in the very boring delaware eating nothing but very boring food and reading my boring emails.

wow. i didnt believe boring could be used so many times in a sentence with meaning.

well, this sentence has more borings. and it has a sort of meaning too.

Hey my name is boring boring tom and i'm boring boring boring boring here for your boring boring interview you boring boring posted on the boring boring boring boring newpaper that boring boring caught my eye!!

boring , eh? x) i'm sure that guy didnt get the job.

wow. i just realized that boring is the kind of word that, if used to many times, seems to have no boring meaning, you boring boring get what I boring mean?

okay. i should stop.

well, here's a great list i pulled together on not-so-boring things you can waste your life away with! courtesy of kristi, member of the "i'm only in this club coz i have nothing better to waste my life away with" club. i think you remember. that's what the members do. you can make yourself an instant member too, by giving me lists of stuff to do x)

oh yeaa.

here's the list:

1)watch psych.

2)get kristi the psych bobblehead.

3)get kristi the "the psych-ic is in" mug and t-shirt.

4)get kristi an iPod touch.

5)get kristi the official "psych" iPod touch skin.

6) pay for it with your maxed-out credit card.

7)run away from the police.

8)pretend to be a psychic.

9)try and fool the police into believing you're a real psychic.

10)get jailed for trickery.

LOL. skip 6 onward. but 1 to 5 is pretty damn good, eh? x)

kidding. i think.

if you can tell...

i'm a big fan of psych.

if you cant tell...

whoa. you really ARE that dumb.

PSYCH!!

you watch it. you wait. you see.

trust me. you'll be hooked on it too!!

there are also games. i recommend you go to the interactive office and click the laptop. there's this 16 uses for yarn and they are HILARIOUS.

for the bored, of course.

and the people who love funny.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

kindle.

yo.

heard of a kindle?

you have?

man, get a grip of your life! i suggest tinkle friend. you know, it's free.

lol.

you haven't...

well neither have I.

until...

i watched this ad. online.

there's a problem with the ad.

they would go, "there are over 350 titles to choose from".

you just be thinking - what's wrong?

grammer's fine, and 350 titles are pretty darn impressive.

apparently, they also found it impressive.

so impressive...

THEY REPEATED IT SO MANY TIMES!

it's like, "we've got 350 titles", "u can read one of our many 350 titles whenever you like", "350 titles! cool, right?"

sorry. got carried away.

not literally. i locked the windows. no bald eagle can fly in and swoop me off.

unless it breaks the glass.

ouch.

no, not for me, i'm quite far away from the window.

i'm just afraid the eagle would somehow sue me for causing the glass shatter.

than bring me to some animal court and OH I REALLY SHOULD STOP NOW!!

sayo nara peeps.

i hope i dont get in a lawsuit.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

hola!

yo.

hola!

ladies and ungentlemen, 先生and女士, Damen and Herren, Messieurs and Mesdames, and Dudes and Dudettes!

lol.

call yourself any of the above.

they all mean ladies and gentlemen in different languages.

english, chinese, oh-so-aweshome german, oh-so-Mesdamesly french, and OH-SO-COOL KRISTI LANGUAGE!! lol. got carried away.

don't i always. not

There are some people I hate.

Those people who sabotage my poor blanko right before the exams, *ahem**ahem*.

curse you. I'm gonna go to a voodoo shop and buy one of those dolls you stick with pins.

tell me where i can find the nearest voodoo shop.

i'm gonna blog bout CIP. yes. i know what you're thinking.

i went on monday.

now than only blog.

oh, wait? you were thinking u didnt believe i could tell what you were thinking?

lol. that confused even me.

it was quite...peaceful. is that the right word?

no. peaceful comes from peace, which is a word most commonly used in funerals.

using the word here would be like cursing them to die.

or cursing their parents to die.

maybe their parents are alr dead.

lol.

i feel sorry for them, tons. tons of them wore hearing aids.

poor, poor things.

not literally. they must be okay-ish. or maybe their neck-deep in financial crisis.

oh, man, i'm rambling now.

i did the cafe tables. it was wet;D

well, only i got wet. everyone else went, "OH! look at that small drop of water on my skirt! i hope it dries!"

i felt so, -.-

like, C'MON! duh it's gonna dry immediately, espeacially in that weather.

my skirt was so friggin wet. but it was okay.

it dried within the next two hours. ish.

Lemme tell you bout the places...

Cafe - Wet.

Garden - Muddy. espeacially since it rained.

Hall - Got insect.

Playground - OFFICIAL FUNNEST! dont say we couldnt see you peeps playing while you "mopped up". lol.

onward. charge.

Oh yeaa. i felt bored during class, so made this:

When you loose something, it's coz you're plain forgetful

When you start crying, You're just pathetic.

When you ask everyone around you, You're awfully desperate.

When you actually find it, wow, you're plain lucky.

And when you loose the same thing all over again, IT'S MORE THAN JUST DEJA VU.

lol. yeaa. x)

revive my cbox.

and until next time..

don't please miss me! x)

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

critic:)

yo.

hey hey hey!

i know you guys missed me!

Don't pretend! lol.

if you're bored right now...

join the club.

literally.

i just made one up.

It's called the, "I'm only in this club coz I have nothing better to waste my life away with" club.

Like the name?

Yeaa, i thought you would.

So what do people in the "I'm only in this club coz I have nothing better to waste my life away with" club do?

oh. we do something exciting

WE WATCH THE TELEVISION!

shows like...Singapore idol.

ah yah.

those judges ah.

IT'S NOT PROJECT RUNWAY FOR PETE'S SAKE, STOP TALKING BOUT THEY'RE CLOTHES AND START TALKING BOUT HOW THEY SING!

it's like, first judge - i think that outfit is too old for you. pick something lighter.

and than the second judge goes, "I disagree." i'm thinking, wow, finally she'll talk bout the singing. and then she goes, "I think it matches u perfectly." WHAT??

then the last judge, looking serious says, " What u wear is important in this competition. You understand?"

WHAT??

okay so maybe i'm exxagerating... but only a bit. a bit only.

Then i rented sunday school musical.

it looked exactly like high school musical, only in green(green is the universal color for spoofs. i firgured that out)

thus...I was getting geared up for a spoof.

guess what?

in stead of a spoof, i got a preaching. A PREACHING!

i wonder how many other disapointed people there are

so, news flash - it's not a spoof. it's not funny.

it's religious. it's holy. the gansters wear rosaries.

not like there's anything wrong with that...

but. come. on.

and for teenagers, those kids are WAY too holy and religious.

sorry, i should stop it now.

AND IT'S ALL ON GOSPEL SONGS.

kristi, shut up, AND THEY STUDY BIBLE STUDIES LIKE XIAO, kristi, shut up, AND ALL THE SONGS ARE CHURCH-

ah yes. nothing like a little sticky tape.

moving on.

ah

i've got nothing.

so until next time...

PEACE!

miss me!

you know you will!

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

say no to drugs. yes to tacos(;

yo(;

this is me current fave pic;)

SAY NO TO DRUGS, PPL! BUT YES TO TACOS!

so what happens if there are drugs in the taco?(:

thankyou tess for the pic, yo!

man, me lurves this pic(;

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

60th post, yo!

yo.

My blogs dead.

And most of the time, i'd immediately come to revive it.

So did I this time, if you count a month immediately enough.

what? YOU DONT?

WELL I DO!

like, how i promise to do my homework immediately, how i promise to turn off the comp immediately, that sort of thing.

i luuuuurve slacking.

WHAT? YOU DONT!?!

whao, you chao hardworking hor.

or at least, more hardworking then me.

I bet you, find someone less hardworking then me and i'll give you a million bucks.

i dont think you'll find one.

but if you do... dont count on the million bucks. you might receive an envelope of monopoly money.

wait. i dont even HAVE a monopoly set.

thus i'd give you nothing at all.

so skip the trouble of finding someone less hardworking, kay?

Movin on...

guess what my dream shoe is? CONVERSE! (most ppl might say heels, but, oi, those people must either suck at science and common sense or are illetarate, and thus cant read headlines, ahem ahem)

ah! i go so random.

anyway... GUESS WHO GOT HER DREAM SHOE!?!

What? You not in the mood for guessing?

spoilsport. WHERE'S YOUR OPTIMISTIC SPIRIT?

apparently down the drain.

well, friggin go take a plunger or some tweesers and fish them out. then give it a wash or two, coz, trust me, there are stuff down in the drain i dont even wanna mention.

mainly coz i just finished my tacos.

GUESS WHO HAD TACOS???

oh. obvious. like, duh, i just mentioned it.

AHHH I WENT OFF TOPIC I WAS TALKIN BOUT CONVERSE!

was I?

wait, lemme scroll up and check.

yep, i was.

ME GOT HER DREAM SHOE!

not really.

coz i went to IMM today, and i could have SWORN they had a converse shop.

well...at first...me search like xiao char bor. i couldnt find any. wait. that's not a big surprise. all i did was look at the thingii that mentioned all the shops on the first level.

but, OI! THAT'S STILL HARD WORK! I MEAN, I WASTED EYE POWER!!!

wait. there's not such thing as eye power.

thus i never wasted anything.

thus it wasnt counted a real search.

thus it was meant to be that I FOUND A CHEAPER VERSION AT FILA! AND IT LOOKED (almost) EXACTLY THE SAME!

three cheers for moi for doing such a good job at finding good deals!!!

*silence*

so. not. funny.

You didnt cheer? then Click here.

If you clicked...

man damn you must have had taken quite some time to come back!

i would say good riddance, but that would be rude.

then again. I DONT CARE!

movin on...tooo....TACOS!

you dont normally have them in s'pore but since i luuuuuurve them, to suit me exotic taste we walked up and down giant to find some taco shells!

emphasis on walking up and down.

and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down.

and FOUND THEM!!

so if you were just sitting there, ready for me to feel disapointed, LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

this is usually the part where i go all:''actually, no one is''. BUT NOT THIS TIME!

COZ I AM!!!

and i'm not just laughing ANY laugh...

I'M LAUGHING AN EVIL ONE!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

recently i learned a new laugh. it's similar.

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

see the difference?

YOU DONT???

go to that expensive, rip-off IMM spectacles shop and get your eyes checked!

but MOI doesnt! she has PERFECT eyesight!

hold up and a couple of fingers and back away slowly. keep on changing the number with everystep.

HAH!3, that's easy. 5, yes, 1, now, technically 2 and a half, and wait. hold it.

WHAT THE FRIGGIN CHEESE I CANT SEE FROM THERE!!!!

now I have to go to the shop and get MY eyes checked!!!!

curse it. curse it all.

hold on. me going to take vision break.

ah. back. now back away again and WHAT THE CHEESE I'M BACK WHERE TO WHERE I STARTED!

crap

ah. let's move on.

ah. i better go now.

ah. why am i saying so many ahs.

teehee

teeheehee

teeheehee

teeheeheehee

i would calculate that, but...

1)i'm not a random nerd.

2)i suck at mental calculation.

3)i would use my calculator

4)but i lost it.

5)no one stole it

6)I really lost it.

7)me is going to look for it immediately.

8)scroll up. see my definition of immediately.

9)That's why I havent found it.

10)teehee.

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

Restaurant City Quiz Answers

yo.

Just felt like posting this. you know, for the random fun of it(;

Q: Agar is a gelatinous substance derived from what?A: Seaweed

Q: Bechamel sauce is also known as...A: White Sauce

Q: To blanch a vegetable, means to?A: Boil and Cool off quickly

Q: Calamari is fried?A: SquidQ: What is a Calzone?A: A turnover made of pizza dough

Q: In which restaurant would you typically find Calzone?A: Italian

Q: Caviar is made from?A: Fish Egg

Q: What kind of pizza is chicago style?A: Deep dish

Q: Chilli is a?A: Fruit

Q: Which of these chillies is the spiciest?A: Naga jolokia pepper

Q: What is chinese gooseberry called in ancient time?A: Kiwi

Q: What is chocolate bloom?A: Cocoa fat or sugar

Q: The chuck is found where on the cow?A: Front

Q: Which continent produces the most cocoa?A: Africa

Q: What is coconut?A: Fruit

Q: Q: A crepe is typical a ...?A: Thinly cooked pancake

Q: Dim sum originated from which country?A: China

Q: Dulce de leche is prepared by heating...?A: Sweetened Milk

Q: Which sauce used in Egg Benedicts?A: Hollandaise sauce

Q: Where did Feta Cheese come from?A: Greece

Q: The flank is found where on the cow?A: Mid

Q: Foie gras is food made from which part of an animal?A: Liver

Q: In England, French Fries are called?A: Chips

Q: To garnish a food means?A: Add final touches

Q: Granny smith apples are?A: Green

Q: Grapes grow on?A: Vines

Q: The main ingredient in Guacamole is?A: Avocado

Q: Where is the hamburger originaly from?A: United states

Q: What is Hashi?A: Chopsticks

Q: Honey comes from?A: Bees

Q: What is the main ingredient in Hummus?A: Chickpeas

Q: Kimchi is a Korean dish made of fermented?A: Vegetables

Q: What is Ketchup made of?A: Tomatoes

Q: Lard is the fat obtained from which animal?A: Pig

Q: Naan Bread is served with... ?A: Indian Food

Q: Natto, a traditional Japanese food, is made from fermented?A: Soybeans

Q: New-York Style Pizzas are generally?A: Thin crust

Q: The pizza originates from which country?A: Italy

Q: To poach something means?A: To cook in boiling water

Q: To Proof dough means to...A: Allow it to rise

Q: Prunes are dried...?A: Plums

Q: Raisins are dried...?A: Grapes

Q: Ratatouille is?A: A vegetarian dishQ: The main ingredient of Ratatouille is?A: Tomatoes

Q: To refresh vegetables is....?A: To immerse in COLD water

Q: What is the color of Rhubarb?A: Red

Q: The rump is found where on the cow?A: Back

Q: What is Saffron?A: Spice

Q: Sauerkraut is made from?A: Fermented Cabbage

Q: To saute a dish, means to?A: Fry quickly in hot pan

Q: The sirloin is found where on the cow?A: Mid

Q: What is the most expensive spice in the world?A: Saffron

Q: Which of the following spices is the most expensive??A: Pure Vanilla

Q: Steak tartare is a meat dish made from raw?A: Beef

Q: What is Stracchino?A: a fresh cheese from Italy

Q: In which restaurant would you typically find sushi?A: Japanese

Q: Where does taco orignate from?A: Mexico

Q: In which restaurant would you typically find tacos?A: Mexican

Q: In which restaurant would you typically find Tapas?A: Spanish

Q: Tofu is made of .... ?A: Soybean

Q: A tomato is a?A: Fruit

Q: What color is Tuna meat?A: Pink

Q: Where is Tuna from?A: Salt Water

Q: The main ingredients in Tzatziki are?A: Yoghurt and Cucumber

Q: Venison is the meat from what animal?A: Deer

Q: What is the main ingredient of wasabi?A: Horseradish

Craziliciously yours,
- ķřîşŧĩ◦ŀïм◦ϙîῆḡḻḭ ❤™

camp.

yo.

For your information: In this post, I'm describing the camp as nicely as I can.

Here's the review I promised.

Let's skip the crap and get straight to it: Camp... sucked. big time.

I wasted $70++ just to find out how much worse it was compared to how the school made it seem.

They went all:''it's a fun and oh-so-awesome experience''.

let's see them bathe in same cubicle then they know.

*ahem* shall i elaborate?

no, i shall not
It was OH-SO-HORRID! ask anyone who went: they would say it sucked big time, espeacially those who were deprived of going on the flying fox by certain people, *ahem, ahem.* let me tell you what happened, yo.

we went to school, and were split into two teams.

I was originally supposed to be in group 1, but a certain SOMEONE didn't come last minute and I was pushed to group2.

Did that mind me? No, no, coz because of that I MISSED THE FLYING FOX, AHEM, AHEM!

ouch.

who wants to guess how my hair smelt like?

IT SMELT LIKE URINE, WHAT THE BLUE CHEESE.

i didn't even pee the whole time i was at camp! (jkjk lar. but it was so dirty, i almost didn't)

I'm not 'xiao jie'. at least, i don't think so:)

i'm not as xiao jie as a certain *ahem**ahem* who yelled at me for spilling a small portion of soap on her.

Well, I guess everyone but me would have yelled;) I'm too...*don't scare the slightest bit about your nonsense kinda person*. some people care too much.;)

*ahem* movin on...;)

I hate the camp T. Hate it hate it hate it. the designs of some classes are SO NICE! but OURS? Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.

Have I mentioned I hate it?

*big shock* I HAVEN'T?

Well, here it is: Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.

There you go.

Ours was supposed to be lime green.

It turned out boring blue.

heellllloooo, are you people COLOR BLIND? you know, there's a BIG diff between boring blue(yes, that's an actual color. imo anyway) and lime green.

Get your eyes checked.

I'm not sick - I hated bathing in the same cubicle.

3 girls in one, can spend only 1 min.

Of course, no one looked lar...

OMG. DID YOU LOOK?

EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW!

sorry. as i was sayin...

they call that a shower, yo? IT WAS LIKE WATER DROPPING OFF A LEAF!

The tap from the sink had more water...

And i was the only one washing my hair there;)

The food...well, the food... well, me being a glutton, i could stand everything(even the uncooked veggies) except the FRIGGIN UNRIPE BANANNA! i tell you, mine was still green.

and hard. not soft bananna-ish.

We had backwoodsman cooking, in which we almost finished cooking something, but, duh, since everything was rushed, we ate UNCOOKED DOUGH! i poured so much sugar on mine(to distract it from the uncooked dough taste) i became hyper!

Which was kinda good coz later on we had campfire.

The only thing I'm not going to complain about, other than the fact we sat there for so frigging long, i got leg cramp.

So for all of you who didn't go to camp...

You should be feeling lucky.

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

awakin from my r.i.p., yo.

yo.

so what, i havent been bloggin for some time.

here's a marathon to keep ya informed,yo. AND IT'S GOT DIFFERENT COLORS, YO!

*dramatic, desperate breath in*

*phew* here's something to start off this post...

what did i promise to blog about, and didnt blog about in the end coz it hasn't happened?

i would say, "GUESS?" but i have no more patience for ppl guessing, yo;)

CAMP!

ahhh! remember my post? pre-camp jitters? (you should search it up, you really should(;)
It's got all sorts of crap about being eaten alive by stuff.

IT'S NOT GONNA WORK OUT, PEOPLE! wanna read my whole list of fears? yeah, go to that blog post, yo;)

guess wht? CHECK OUT MY BLOG, YO! (you dont have a choice not to check it out, coz you already just DID) it's now 'sushibook'. something like facebook i invented(;.no, the links dont actually work, yo.

yet.

7th Sept exam date +Crappy playing +blurrness +probably strict examnier=FAIL, PEOPLE!

i dont wanna fail!! (do i? lemme check. yea, no, i don't.)

i'm doomed doomed doomeddoomeddoomeddoomeddoomed.

have i mentioned that i'm doomed?

yes, i think i have...not.

doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed.

Okay. NOW i have.

nigahiga is hilarious, people! (see? i now rock and randimity) but what's this got to do with anything? moving onnn....

emceeing. sigh. (wait, sigh? what kinda word is that? it should be *sigh*, yes?. No.)

it was ooooookkkkkk, i guess, emphasis on guess.

a certain talia is jealous cause i'm apparently always the one emceeing.

teehee.

talia, spend one WHOLE hour with timothy then you'll be grateful you werent chosen.

no offense to that poor hour spent on timothy to timothy.

lol.

lol lol.

lol lol lol.

???

anyway... I HAVE HANDMADE JEWELRY!(by moi, your's truly) i'll post a picture of it soon, dearest people, and i worked REAL HARD on it, so i think it's worth it.

not just worth it. it rocks, yo.

so far only earrings. but they're not only earrings. they're MY MAGNIFICIENT EARRINGS EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO EARHOLE I'M GONNA POSE WITH IT AND SMILE! but i dont know how it's gonna stay there, just like that. scotch tape, maybe.

and then i bring it to school, and u place your bid, people! IT'S WORTH YOUR BID! note: bring money.

i feel doomed.

correction: I don't just feel doomed, i am doomed.

I DONT FREAKING KNOW WHAT FREAKING HOMEWORK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO, MAN!

oh who cares. i'll just kenna mara(get scolding) by teacher and control my tears as she whips me with her cane.

joking. i think
oh,oh, i'll be fine. i guess.

YOU PEOPLE DONT GO ONLINE AT THE RIGHT TIME!

well, they do. i had the whole yesterday to ask coz almost every one was online but someone sent me this free rice link and i got addicted trying to beat him.curse you, jared actually it's not honestly his fault.

i cant believe i'm admitting this, but... : it's mine.

SO DIE LIAO DIE LIAO DIE LIAO!!!

and that's the end of my marathon. now you're informed. i've just woken up from my r.i.p.

and coz i never do homework i'm gonna DIE LIAO DIE LIAO AGAIN?

i live short.

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

P.S. Want to get your life ruined getting free rice like me? I gave 2190 grains. let's see u try and beat moi, yo;) Here's the link, yo.

aussie cousins

yo.

GUESS WHO'S COUSINS FROM AUSTRALIA CAME ON WEDNESDAY?

MOI's!!!

We haven't seen them in like, 5++ years...

at first we were all shy, but guess who broke the ice?

only the one and only... SUPER EFFECIENT KRISTI!!! (ya, you remember her from my previous blog post, right?) *heroic music goes somewhere around here*

she started a pillowfight with her brother, matt. if there's one thing I've discovered, it's that pillowfights are universal coversation starters. like, "ah hah! did that hurt?"

b4 i move on with what happened, i guess i forgot to mention WHO our cousins are.

Natalie is around...8, i think. Oliver is around... 9? or 10? and I think alex is 11...or 12... or SOMETHING.

sorry, my memory chao bad one.

we had gr8, typical singapore-food dinner, mainly coz they wont have any bck in the land of the koalas,(sry, couldnt help it.(: )

then we went quiet.

no convos starting. zilch.

then I pillowfighted!!!!

then natalie asked if she could join in, then alex. oliver was taking a shower, i think.

we hit hard. I think the pillows broke.

wait. i dont just think. I know. my mom's gonna get new ones;)

when oliver came out, i untied the pillow from the chair and passed it to him.

but of course, ian, my other brother, was too busy studying for common test to join in.

pity, pity. BUT IN YOUR FACE, IAN!!
teehee. anyway, we stayed up till quite late, before we went to bed. i bunked in with my brothers, and, OH! my back ached coz I slept on the cold, hard floor.

thanks for giving up your beds, bro. *eyeroll here*

but i think it did my back some good.

kidding, kidding.

OF COURSE IT DIDN'T!!

but it was nice. i used to sleep on the floor all the time. that was till I discovered that matresses were comfier.

HEY! SO WHAT IF I'M A LITTLE SLOW?

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

yo.

CALLING ALL C3IANS! CALLING ALL C3IANS!

have you done your 3d pop-up light blue file group project (shish, that was loooong-winded)???

if you haven't... this is the part where I laugh in your face!!

ready? actually, i dont care if you're ready or not, I'll just start laughing like CRAZY
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*cough**cough*

ahem. lemme try again.

MUA HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!

OKAY, i'M SATISFIED. (those not in c3, stay out of this)

yesterday, me went over to talia's to do project with debbie.

and HAVE YOU SEEN TALIA'S HOUSE IT'S SO FREAKING AWESOME THERE IS LIKE COOOL DECO AND STUFF AND NICE FURNITURE AND OMGOMGOMG!

sorry, had a crazy moment there;)

we alr had a starry bckground prepared( dark blue paper and stars pasted in random scattering order) and pasted it in my shoebox. (SEE? i so efficient, got ready-to-use shoebox somemore! *teehee*)

but it took us, like forever to trace out the guy beating up the tiger from MY shui hu zhuan book.

(urgh, beating up the tiger. talk about animal cruelty)

first we used the "what everyone in c1 is using during math class" meathod.

But, that didn't work. (those not in c3 OR c1, sorry to leave you out like this:D)

lemme explain.

first they trace it out...

OH YAH! i cant believe i missed out the tracing part!!!

we had NO tracing paper of any sort, so we used full scept.

USING FULLSCEPT WAS HARDHARDHARD!!

but, being oh-so-awesome-and-smart girls(applause goes here, thanyou, thankyou:D) , we used talia's dad's flashlight and tracing got easier. then, who knew, after a while, we realised it was easier WITHOUT THE FLASHLIGHT! teehee;)

oh yeah, this question goes out to talia: did the flashlight REALLY BREAK?? ;) teehee

anyways, after that(the tracing) we tried doing the c1, coloring on the back in pencil like craaazy, but it didn't work.

soooooooo.... who wants to guess what super efficient kristi thought up of? (heroic music)

(druuuuumroooooolllll)

she TRACED IT OUT!!

i think a "huh?" goes fits here real nicely

on the traced side, I darkened it, so the colored side would smudge it to the colored paper.

following me?

gr8, didn't think so;)

then we colored and colored, then we went to talia's room.

she has a nice opened window, and she stays on a high floor, so those living around would have heard something like this:

Kristi: GOOD DAY, FOLKS! EVERYONE SAY OOOOH-OHHH

Debbie, Talia and Natasha(tal's sister): OOOOH-OHHH!

Kristi: Say HEY-HEEEEY

Debbie, Tal and Nat: HEY-HEEEEEEEY

more shreiking, more yelling, screaming...

and so fast after that, we went home, after I thought talia a few things bout blogger (see? i really am.... SUPER EFFICIENT KRISTI!! ) omg, that sounded SO nerdy, let's just pretend you didn't read that nerd crap

anyways, that was all.

in case u didn't know, it's psle marking day, so we have TWO DAYS OFF!!

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

Quick Note

yo.

I feel so stupid coz I forgot to tag ppl in prevous blog post. So now I tag everyone.

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

tag marathon

this tag is called... 3 random thoughts. What you think... you type.

1)If sheesh isn't allowed to exist, why should shish?

2)Love triangles have 3 points, aka 3 people. that would make one of the 3 gay.

3)Some people are only alive coz i dont own a gun that could possibly shoot them.

11 qs.Name the following:

1) what's infront of you right now? I dunno... like, duh, the COMPUTER?

2)What was the last thing you drank? MYOB. but it was sweet. no idea what it was. but it was sweet.

3)How many internet windows are opened now? One or two, but plenty of tabs.

4)What do you feel like doing most now? I've gotta say - eat.

5) Why aren't you doing that? I just ate just now, I cant eat again, can I? sheesh.

6)Who was your last text from? I dunno, I guess I forgot.

7)Do you have a twitter? Yes I have a twitter. do you? you don't? then dont talk so much.

8) What song are you currently listening to? Demi Lovato - Solo.

9)Who's your fave artist? Currently? Taylor Swift.

10)What time is it now? 11:27PM

11)If it's late, why aren't you asleep? I dont take orders from tags, fyi.

You, yourself, and... you?

Name the following:

Your myopic degree: 2 degrees, by next year maybe more.

Your star sign: Gemini

Success or Failure?: What do you mean, success or failure??

Have a Crush?: Maybe;)

Crushed on?: You expect me to know?

Depressed?: Facebook quiz says I am.

Friends...?: Losta.;)

Fave radio DJs: Muttons to Midnight

Fave TV show: Ned's Declassified School survival guide.

Fave word: typical;)

BFF?: uhm, what's the answer supposed to be, this isn't even a proper question.

Good at blog templates?:Trying to learn hmtl(and failing. not really, but they lost me at pictures and tables) if you want proof that bad, go to my prevous blog. it's a page of embarresment.

Thinking of him/her?:Who is him/her?

Read the papers?: Only the comics.

Smart?:Pfft. I wish.

Siblings?:2. that makes 3 of us.

Sick of this tag?: Oh, yes.

Craziliciously yours,
♥k.r.i.s.t.i.

There is a Muslim man and a Sikh man. The Sikh man needs a money loan and goes to the muslim man. The Muslim Man says:"I'll lend you some money if you say that all muslims are nice, wonderful people." The Sikh man agrees and promptly repeats, but adds, "Sikhs are big liars."